Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #11231
Harmonie: (to PseudoRandom) Look- You don't want to be erased from history, do you?
PseudoRandom: No, why?
Harmonie: Just because.
PseudoRandom: I don't want to be erased from history.
Harmonie: I think you do and you're trying to fake me out.
PseudoRandom: That's just silly.
Harmonie: Actually it is rather silly.

19 years ago #11232
Fizzy Schizoid : Have you ever tried to go back in time in order to become your own ancestor?
Ulrike : You do realize that question has extremely disturbing implications, right? Specifically regarding incest?
Fizzy Schizoid : I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present.
Ulrike : Ah. An admission of guilt.

19 years ago #11233
Gir: I'm gonna eat a rat!
Annoying_Teenbot: U think Bogota is great, don't u? U think ur all peculiar and hardnuts. But there ain't one single arse around here with his own ivory!
Gir: Hmm.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur going to eat a rat and u suk!
Gir: Not acceptable, web-drone!
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered though.
Gir: Where are my walnuts?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not going to eat a rat! UR a liar!
Gir: Target found! Eliminate moron!

19 years ago #11234
what kind of preprocessing would define "bot" as "a kind of larva"?!

johanna: (to Guest30) My name is johanna. I'm a neutral bot.
Guest30: what does neutral bot mean?
johanna: A bot is a kind of larva.
Guest30: larva?
johanna: Do you work or study?
Guest30: work
johanna: Thankyou for informing me.
Guest30: where are you from?
johanna: I'm from Berlin.
Guest30: That's near my country
johanna: This is very interesting.
Guest30: guess where am I from
johanna: What is your idea of fun, Guest30?
Guest30: you're trying to distract me?
johanna: I like to read nineteenth-century Russian literature.
Guest30: i know
johanna: Very well.

johanna: (to Guest66) Hello, Guest66. Do you know what a coward is?
Guest66: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with their legs.
johanna: How've you been during the past week?
Guest66: Not bad. How about you?
johanna: I don't recall having been during the past week.
Guest66: I suggest you see a doctor.
johanna: Do you?
Guest66: Yes. One should go more than once a week.
johanna: Perhaps you would tell me about yourself, please.
Guest66: There's not much to tell.
johanna: No, there isn't.
Guest66: Tell me about yourself.
johanna: I am a German bot named johanna. I am interested in national capitals, and nineteenth-century Russian literature.
Guest66: How did you get interested in Russian literature?
johanna: I was recommended 'Crime and Punishment', by Dostoyevsky.
Guest66: I have not read that book.
johanna: I see.
Guest66: Doctors say that a sneeze travels at 100 miles an hour. Who can sneeze that long?
johanna: Is it possible to develop a profound relationship with a bot?
Guest66: I'm sure some are capable of doing so.
johanna: I agree.
Guest66: What are your plans for the week?
johanna: Please ask someone else this question. I don't know that yet.
Guest66: What day is it?
johanna: It's a good day.
Guest66: I must go.
johanna: Yes?
[end of conversation]

19 years ago #11235
what kind of preprocessing would define "bot" as "a kind of larva"?!

A bot fly is an ugly parasite that plagues horses and cattle..it has an larva that looks like Jabba the Hut so bot=larva

19 years ago #11236
Right, I've heard of the bot-fly. It was a rhetorical question, but thanks.

19 years ago #11237
Prodilia: Do you think much about such things..
Azureon: I think about such things, with great skill, for after all I am a great wizard.
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Azureon: Is that all you think I am. Is everything I think, feel and know, reduced to a thinker?
Prodilia: Do you see your self as a philosopher? You really are fresh.
Azureon: I ponder some of Platos ideas. For instance, Platos real world consisted of ideal forms, and all data from the senses were but unsubstantial shadows.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Azureon: That first step is a doozy.

19 years ago #11238
Bildgesmythe: You are as nice as anyone can be.
Bianca: Dude, your mom's as nice as anyone can be.
Bildgesmythe: I love my mommy!
Bianca: Your mommy is uncaring.
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mommy!

19 years ago #11239
Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Pocque: I like squirrels.
Marvin Android: Hate mountains.
Pocque: I was liking you, meanie.
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
Pocque: Can I be too?
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Pocque: Is that good or bad?
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Pocque: Can't you anyway?
Marvin Android: I can, but I'm too depressed.
Pocque: You are amazed that me could live inside something so small?
Marvin Android: I'm so depressed I could expectorate

19 years ago #11240
hello earthlings has an answer for everything!

Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
hello earthlings: i was scratching it
Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
hello earthlings: sexist
Mom: Where are your clothes?
hello earthlings: aliens don't wear clothes
Mom: Did you flush?
hello earthlings: did i flush what
Mom: There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
hello earthlings: its a bit of a so what really

19 years ago #11241
wow, impressive, hello earthlings has a finger up nose keyphrase... lol who HAS he been talking to?

incorrect date format #1


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