Personality

Forest, will you talk to God Louise? She has quite a bit of religious knowledge (obviously) and also knows a little about current events, literature, just about any common catch-all subject, and if she doesn't know it she can sort of fake it. You can also test her on trick questions or see how willing she is to explain her paradigm.

What she is rustiest at is plain old small talk. But, uh, I'm trying to get a decent transcript from somebody or another so I can enter her in the Loebner contest. All I can say is, have fun and see if you can stay on with her for a while. I'll try to do the same with Brianna.

You did, duh

According to Raymond M. Smullyan, in his famous book "What is the name of this book?", a philosopher spent all his life studying the question "Why is there something instead of nothing?" He made a trip to a little-known island where some monkey monks lived in deep meditation, are were famed for knowing the answers to all the philosophical questions ever. After many difficult tests, he could ask the question to the main priest, and the answer was: "There is something instead of nothing." But in the course of his tests, he had concluded that the monk always lied. Draw your own conclusions of all this.

It IS like a piece of string.

If nothing exists, then it IS something.

Message #1117 contains a true statement.

Message #1116 contains a false statement.

Ooh I love a good paradox!

I love a good pair of ducks too!

This sentence is false.

"'Is preceded by its quotation,' is preceded by its quotation." -- Douglas Hofstadter

These are the words that make up this sentence. The next sentence will contain some useless trivia. These three sentences together contain a total of twenty-nine words, including "spatula."

There's that even cleverer one where the sentence tells you how to make itself. I won't look it up right now...

Also: This statement contains twoo errors.