Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*your blade cuts through my neck but nothing happens. i smile. I am light and dark. You can cut thorugh light with a knife, can you? Now MY sword, on the other hand..........

Oh wait, I need to deal with the body. *takes out flask of flesh eating acid and pours it on Gordon* Be careful everyone, don't step there for awhile. It will eat anything it touches. But that's good for dead doorknob here.

My turn.

Well, that was a good ending. I think I'll keep the head as a trophy. Also... I don't have a watch. Where in the sam heck did you get that?

Or not..... well, whatever. I'm as alive as ever, and I think you'll regret that.

* another white light flashes, and my sword has a more powerful dark arua. I take a swing at PoisonRocer, slicing deep into the Earth besider her. A stream of darkness shoots out, eying PoisonRocker as their next meal*

Beer.

*Pulls out two Desert Eagles and begins to fire at the stream of darkness*

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought this was a "No weapon fight club" or you were out. There's the door. Start walking.
I'm tired of dealing with you. You are taking this role playing thing WAY too far. I am doing it for fun. You're doing it so you can act tough. You're 14, go do something kids do. Not this. This stuff isn't for you.

*Slices Giggitymarc in half with Lightshadow, my sword. He instantly is consumed by the darkness in the sword, trapped there for the rest of eternity.*

Sorry. I ALWAYS finish what i have started.

And guns - really?

That wont be working now, will it?

*Turns blade in a circle, and a shield of complete light goes up around me.*

And this is with me holding back. Dont make me go all out. I dont want to destroy this bar. Way to many memories.