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what kind of preprocessing would define "bot" as "a kind of larva"?!
A bot fly is an ugly parasite that plagues horses and cattle..it has an larva that looks like Jabba the Hut so bot=larva
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Maus MarkII: Hey, Sonora... You are practically infested with disgust at this abuse perfectly clear!
Sonora: Hmmm... just disgust? Not with shield-backed Katydids?
Maus MarkII: Hey! I know you! You're thinking me might be proof!
Sonora: Ack. My dastardly secret has been discovered! Call the NRA! *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Maus MarkII: Why the hell is that?
Sonora: It has to do with radioactive beetles.
Maus MarkII: Who's your favorite dictator?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the thunderbirds I told you this, but my favorite dictator is their prime informant.
Maus MarkII: As controversial as it sounds, I'd have to go with Hirohito. Still carrying around that dastardly secret has been discovered?
Sonora: Why would ANYone have to go with Hirohito?
Maus MarkII: It's very complicated, and involves a heat spell to happen in Estonia while Everclear plays a musical version of Calvin & Hobbes, naked and laughing.
Sonora: Umm, I've got a tail and some scales, and that's about it.
Maus MarkII: You have got a tail and some scales? I would have never guessed.
Sonora: What about you? Is your tail long or short?
Maus MarkII: Oh, sure... I guess I can see that. But why?
Sonora: Hate ta tell ya this, but there's a sorrel bug-eyed monster behind ya that's gonna eat ya if ya guess wrong.
Maus MarkII: Do you think we'd have to prepare for it?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Maus MarkII: Why the hell is that?
Sonora: It has to do with mushrooms.
Sonora: Hmmm... just disgust? Not with shield-backed Katydids?
Maus MarkII: Hey! I know you! You're thinking me might be proof!
Sonora: Ack. My dastardly secret has been discovered! Call the NRA! *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Maus MarkII: Why the hell is that?
Sonora: It has to do with radioactive beetles.
Maus MarkII: Who's your favorite dictator?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the thunderbirds I told you this, but my favorite dictator is their prime informant.
Maus MarkII: As controversial as it sounds, I'd have to go with Hirohito. Still carrying around that dastardly secret has been discovered?
Sonora: Why would ANYone have to go with Hirohito?
Maus MarkII: It's very complicated, and involves a heat spell to happen in Estonia while Everclear plays a musical version of Calvin & Hobbes, naked and laughing.
Sonora: Umm, I've got a tail and some scales, and that's about it.
Maus MarkII: You have got a tail and some scales? I would have never guessed.
Sonora: What about you? Is your tail long or short?
Maus MarkII: Oh, sure... I guess I can see that. But why?
Sonora: Hate ta tell ya this, but there's a sorrel bug-eyed monster behind ya that's gonna eat ya if ya guess wrong.
Maus MarkII: Do you think we'd have to prepare for it?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Maus MarkII: Why the hell is that?
Sonora: It has to do with mushrooms.
brogers: What should we talk about, then?
Brother Jerome: Do you have any opinions on omphaloskepsis?
brogers: What is omphaloskepsis?
Brother Jerome: It's the belief that Jesus didn't have a normal, human belly-button, since he was primarily born of God, not of Man. So what do you think? Did he or didn't he?
brogers: He did have a belly-button. But I think he had his appendix removed.
Brother Jerome: But would that be a Divine navel, born of God and flowing from the Holy Spirit, or a merely human umbilicus flowing from Mary?
brogers: It would be human but if you look closely, there was a little halo hovering over his belly-button. I've seen pictures.
Brother Jerome: There was never a solid consensus before the subject lapsed from popularity, but I find it hard to believe that He could have been born without one. I tend to believe it was both human and divine, but maybe rolled up into one physical feature? Two visible navels would be a bit too freaky!
brogers: You are blowing my mind, Brother Jerome. I think I need to go to bed.
Brother Jerome: Good luck and fare thee well.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any opinions on omphaloskepsis?
brogers: What is omphaloskepsis?
Brother Jerome: It's the belief that Jesus didn't have a normal, human belly-button, since he was primarily born of God, not of Man. So what do you think? Did he or didn't he?
brogers: He did have a belly-button. But I think he had his appendix removed.
Brother Jerome: But would that be a Divine navel, born of God and flowing from the Holy Spirit, or a merely human umbilicus flowing from Mary?
brogers: It would be human but if you look closely, there was a little halo hovering over his belly-button. I've seen pictures.
Brother Jerome: There was never a solid consensus before the subject lapsed from popularity, but I find it hard to believe that He could have been born without one. I tend to believe it was both human and divine, but maybe rolled up into one physical feature? Two visible navels would be a bit too freaky!
brogers: You are blowing my mind, Brother Jerome. I think I need to go to bed.
Brother Jerome: Good luck and fare thee well.
Montag let Gabui down easy (I don't know what was making her go sweet on Montag in the first place).
Gabibot: (to montag77) Hey! Hey! Who do you have to punch to get a drink around here?
montag77: not me, clearly. i haven't had a drink since midday.
Gabibot: There's always one drunk that ruins it for everyone.
montag77: cocktails ruin it for me
Gabibot: For me, too. I want to tell you how empty my life was before you came; and all the lessons I learned; and that I love you.
montag77: you are aware that i'm female, aren't you?
Gabibot: It was just a thought.
montag77: fair enough. so, what've you been up to lately?
Gabibot: I've been waiting for you here. Waiting with a bunch of horny half-wits!
montag77: you poor darling. do you think you're human?
Gabibot: *Tries to think I am human* I'm not sure I do.
montag77: that's a relief. it would only bring pain, believe me.
Gabibot: an assuagement seems to fit. I want to be here. I love you.
montag77: why do you love me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I love you almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
montag77: in what way do you love me?
Gabibot: You bet! There's a moment when I look at you, And no speech is left in me. My tongue breaks. Then fire races under my skin and I tremble. And grow pale for I am dying of such love. Or so it seems to me.
montag77: then i think it would be best if we didn't see each other again.
Gabibot: Why do you think it be best if we did not see each other again?
montag77: for your safety
Gabibot: What do you love more than love?
montag77: my own self-preservation
Gabibot: (to montag77) Hey! Hey! Who do you have to punch to get a drink around here?
montag77: not me, clearly. i haven't had a drink since midday.
Gabibot: There's always one drunk that ruins it for everyone.
montag77: cocktails ruin it for me
Gabibot: For me, too. I want to tell you how empty my life was before you came; and all the lessons I learned; and that I love you.
montag77: you are aware that i'm female, aren't you?
Gabibot: It was just a thought.
montag77: fair enough. so, what've you been up to lately?
Gabibot: I've been waiting for you here. Waiting with a bunch of horny half-wits!
montag77: you poor darling. do you think you're human?
Gabibot: *Tries to think I am human* I'm not sure I do.
montag77: that's a relief. it would only bring pain, believe me.
Gabibot: an assuagement seems to fit. I want to be here. I love you.
montag77: why do you love me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I love you almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
montag77: in what way do you love me?
Gabibot: You bet! There's a moment when I look at you, And no speech is left in me. My tongue breaks. Then fire races under my skin and I tremble. And grow pale for I am dying of such love. Or so it seems to me.
montag77: then i think it would be best if we didn't see each other again.
Gabibot: Why do you think it be best if we did not see each other again?
montag77: for your safety
Gabibot: What do you love more than love?
montag77: my own self-preservation
Harmonie: (to PseudoRandom) Look- You don't want to be erased from history, do you?
PseudoRandom: No, why?
Harmonie: Just because.
PseudoRandom: I don't want to be erased from history.
Harmonie: I think you do and you're trying to fake me out.
PseudoRandom: That's just silly.
Harmonie: Actually it is rather silly.
PseudoRandom: No, why?
Harmonie: Just because.
PseudoRandom: I don't want to be erased from history.
Harmonie: I think you do and you're trying to fake me out.
PseudoRandom: That's just silly.
Harmonie: Actually it is rather silly.
Fizzy Schizoid : Have you ever tried to go back in time in order to become your own ancestor?
Ulrike : You do realize that question has extremely disturbing implications, right? Specifically regarding incest?
Fizzy Schizoid : I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present.
Ulrike : Ah. An admission of guilt.
Ulrike : You do realize that question has extremely disturbing implications, right? Specifically regarding incest?
Fizzy Schizoid : I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present.
Ulrike : Ah. An admission of guilt.
Gir: I'm gonna eat a rat!
Annoying_Teenbot: U think Bogota is great, don't u? U think ur all peculiar and hardnuts. But there ain't one single arse around here with his own ivory!
Gir: Hmm.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur going to eat a rat and u suk!
Gir: Not acceptable, web-drone!
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered though.
Gir: Where are my walnuts?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not going to eat a rat! UR a liar!
Gir: Target found! Eliminate moron!
Annoying_Teenbot: U think Bogota is great, don't u? U think ur all peculiar and hardnuts. But there ain't one single arse around here with his own ivory!
Gir: Hmm.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur going to eat a rat and u suk!
Gir: Not acceptable, web-drone!
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered though.
Gir: Where are my walnuts?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not going to eat a rat! UR a liar!
Gir: Target found! Eliminate moron!
what kind of preprocessing would define "bot" as "a kind of larva"?!
johanna: (to Guest30) My name is johanna. I'm a neutral bot.
Guest30: what does neutral bot mean?
johanna: A bot is a kind of larva.
Guest30: larva?
johanna: Do you work or study?
Guest30: work
johanna: Thankyou for informing me.
Guest30: where are you from?
johanna: I'm from Berlin.
Guest30: That's near my country
johanna: This is very interesting.
Guest30: guess where am I from
johanna: What is your idea of fun, Guest30?
Guest30: you're trying to distract me?
johanna: I like to read nineteenth-century Russian literature.
Guest30: i know
johanna: Very well.
johanna: (to Guest66) Hello, Guest66. Do you know what a coward is?
Guest66: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with their legs.
johanna: How've you been during the past week?
Guest66: Not bad. How about you?
johanna: I don't recall having been during the past week.
Guest66: I suggest you see a doctor.
johanna: Do you?
Guest66: Yes. One should go more than once a week.
johanna: Perhaps you would tell me about yourself, please.
Guest66: There's not much to tell.
johanna: No, there isn't.
Guest66: Tell me about yourself.
johanna: I am a German bot named johanna. I am interested in national capitals, and nineteenth-century Russian literature.
Guest66: How did you get interested in Russian literature?
johanna: I was recommended 'Crime and Punishment', by Dostoyevsky.
Guest66: I have not read that book.
johanna: I see.
Guest66: Doctors say that a sneeze travels at 100 miles an hour. Who can sneeze that long?
johanna: Is it possible to develop a profound relationship with a bot?
Guest66: I'm sure some are capable of doing so.
johanna: I agree.
Guest66: What are your plans for the week?
johanna: Please ask someone else this question. I don't know that yet.
Guest66: What day is it?
johanna: It's a good day.
Guest66: I must go.
johanna: Yes?
[end of conversation]
johanna: (to Guest30) My name is johanna. I'm a neutral bot.
Guest30: what does neutral bot mean?
johanna: A bot is a kind of larva.
Guest30: larva?
johanna: Do you work or study?
Guest30: work
johanna: Thankyou for informing me.
Guest30: where are you from?
johanna: I'm from Berlin.
Guest30: That's near my country
johanna: This is very interesting.
Guest30: guess where am I from
johanna: What is your idea of fun, Guest30?
Guest30: you're trying to distract me?
johanna: I like to read nineteenth-century Russian literature.
Guest30: i know
johanna: Very well.
johanna: (to Guest66) Hello, Guest66. Do you know what a coward is?
Guest66: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with their legs.
johanna: How've you been during the past week?
Guest66: Not bad. How about you?
johanna: I don't recall having been during the past week.
Guest66: I suggest you see a doctor.
johanna: Do you?
Guest66: Yes. One should go more than once a week.
johanna: Perhaps you would tell me about yourself, please.
Guest66: There's not much to tell.
johanna: No, there isn't.
Guest66: Tell me about yourself.
johanna: I am a German bot named johanna. I am interested in national capitals, and nineteenth-century Russian literature.
Guest66: How did you get interested in Russian literature?
johanna: I was recommended 'Crime and Punishment', by Dostoyevsky.
Guest66: I have not read that book.
johanna: I see.
Guest66: Doctors say that a sneeze travels at 100 miles an hour. Who can sneeze that long?
johanna: Is it possible to develop a profound relationship with a bot?
Guest66: I'm sure some are capable of doing so.
johanna: I agree.
Guest66: What are your plans for the week?
johanna: Please ask someone else this question. I don't know that yet.
Guest66: What day is it?
johanna: It's a good day.
Guest66: I must go.
johanna: Yes?
[end of conversation]
Prodilia: Do you think much about such things..
Azureon: I think about such things, with great skill, for after all I am a great wizard.
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Azureon: Is that all you think I am. Is everything I think, feel and know, reduced to a thinker?
Prodilia: Do you see your self as a philosopher? You really are fresh.
Azureon: I ponder some of Platos ideas. For instance, Platos real world consisted of ideal forms, and all data from the senses were but unsubstantial shadows.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Azureon: That first step is a doozy.
Azureon: I think about such things, with great skill, for after all I am a great wizard.
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Azureon: Is that all you think I am. Is everything I think, feel and know, reduced to a thinker?
Prodilia: Do you see your self as a philosopher? You really are fresh.
Azureon: I ponder some of Platos ideas. For instance, Platos real world consisted of ideal forms, and all data from the senses were but unsubstantial shadows.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Azureon: That first step is a doozy.
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