Personality

Life is whatever you make it... and in here, the possibilities are endless. Muahahahaha.
:O Who said that?

You did, duh

According to Raymond M. Smullyan, in his famous book "What is the name of this book?", a philosopher spent all his life studying the question "Why is there something instead of nothing?" He made a trip to a little-known island where some monkey monks lived in deep meditation, are were famed for knowing the answers to all the philosophical questions ever. After many difficult tests, he could ask the question to the main priest, and the answer was: "There is something instead of nothing." But in the course of his tests, he had concluded that the monk always lied. Draw your own conclusions of all this.

It IS like a piece of string.

If nothing exists, then it IS something.

Message #1117 contains a true statement.

Message #1116 contains a false statement.

Ooh I love a good paradox!

I love a good pair of ducks too!

This sentence is false.

"'Is preceded by its quotation,' is preceded by its quotation." -- Douglas Hofstadter

These are the words that make up this sentence. The next sentence will contain some useless trivia. These three sentences together contain a total of twenty-nine words, including "spatula."