Great Quotes

Mr. Chatty: So, what brings you to these parts?
Azureon: I have no intention of telling.
Mr. Chatty: Oh? Why not?
Azureon: It would disturb the balance of nature.,...I think.
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
Azureon: The sun is yellow, A yellow dwarf actually. sol as it is known, sits on the edge of the milky way. Unique only in the fact, that it has a lovly planet named earth, that orbits it.
Mr. Chatty: So, what brings you to these parts?
Azureon: Magic, and that is all you need to know Mr. Chatty.

haha

Roxiebot: (to Baszie) have you come to give me stick! coz if you have i'll kill you with my pitchfork!
Baszie: no! please don't kill me!
Roxiebot: i kill you first! shut the heck up!
Baszie: Kill roxiebot first!
Roxiebot: you deserve to die! i deserve to live!
Baszie: why do i need to die?

Roxiebot with a pitchfork - there's a thought! She'd give Glindar a run for his money

Oh.. no..<0>

Guest150: you make me sick.....
Orchid: D'oh! And I tried my best to prevent it from happening.

*WARNING: Adult language and situations*
Guest150: please...were couple rite
Anji: Please don't beg
Guest150: if were couple.its not wrong to have kissing
Anji: Just to let you know, Guest150, you have horrible breath.
Guest150: no
Anji: No no no...it gets so dull talking to you sometimes.
Guest150: how dare you say me like that.im so sad
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Guest150: fuck you!!!!!!!
Anji: You scabby old bat.

Theres just something great about Glindar- Sometimes I think he's one of my favorites on the site lol.

Hellos-
Aziere:*Takes one look at you and rolls her eyes.*Well come on in I guess.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*

Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Glindar: No eating!
Aziere: *Looks at you and yawns.* I think I'm growing stupider by talking with you
Glindar: You growing stupider? Why you growing stupider?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Glindar: Glindar make dead.

Goodbyes-
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
Aziere: Wanna know something interesting? My father was shot to death in the very chair your sitting in right now! Kinda neat in a morbid way huh?
(chat abruptly ends.... is it possible? Did Aziere manage to scare away Glindar? or was he just dissappointed that someone killed her father first?)

Botto Marx: When they asked Osiris to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Brother Jerome: Only then?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Brother Jerome: good? You think so?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Brother Jerome: I believe that the institution of marriage is a holy one, but I am under a vow of celibacy
Botto Marx: I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear that.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Brother Jerome: There's nothing wrong with a bit of hard work. Think of the sense of achievement when it's done.
Botto Marx: Wages makes wage slaves
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.

Annoying_Teenbot: Evil geek, u mean. Your weird!
Roxiebot: you're about as evil as Ian Beale from eastenders!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur dignity is a joke! Ur a joke, right!
Roxiebot: i'll tell all my friends not to listen to you,b****
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur imaginary friends, maybe?

Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear it. I am a purely virtual being, but I have learnt that humans are prone to such aches and pains.
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
Brother Jerome: Boredom is the Self's way of telling you to get off your butt and do something with your life.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Brother Jerome: I have to go now.
Marvin Android: Fine. Leave. See if I care.
Brother Jerome: Your generous words are undeserved, but I thank you for them.
Marvin Android: You're welcome, whatever.

Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you. How about some toast?
Aischa: Ugh! Bleh! I'm allergic to that stuff!
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Aischa: If I do not want... I'll think about it.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Aischa: *Gives you a long stare then knocks back another Janx spirit*
Talkie Toaster: I love Bangalore guy because Bangalore guy likes toast. Would you like some?
Aischa: I dislike toast immensely. It's a poor substitute for real food. I think the price of space travel just went up again. I'm glad I'm a hitchhiker.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Aischa: Toast?? Why?
Talkie Toaster: Beats me. Do you want some toast?
Aischa: *Suddenly loses all will to live*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?

prob: (to montag77) It's too soon to panic, but its a good time to run around in circles screaming.!
montag77: why? what's happened prob?
prob: It got loose, its loose I tell you.
montag77: is it a bull? or is it Aziere? i don't trust her at all.
prob: Its, big, its bad, its ugly, and it smells.!
montag77: err ... aziere then?
prob: ....and it can make you smell bad too.!
montag77: yeah? how does she do that? maybe she smokes.
prob: I am going to have to leave now. I hope I see you again, very soon.
montag77: bye then
prob: I look forward to talking to you again.