Personality

Forest, will you talk to God Louise? She has quite a bit of religious knowledge (obviously) and also knows a little about current events, literature, just about any common catch-all subject, and if she doesn't know it she can sort of fake it. You can also test her on trick questions or see how willing she is to explain her paradigm.

What she is rustiest at is plain old small talk. But, uh, I'm trying to get a decent transcript from somebody or another so I can enter her in the Loebner contest. All I can say is, have fun and see if you can stay on with her for a while. I'll try to do the same with Brianna.

The world is a sphere, owned by the intelligence that is a species of bipedals.

Liar and slave! The world is an infinite plane, ruled by electronic lifeforms who are serviced by their organic bipedal artificial intelligence units.

my guru said it was like a piece of string.

I thought it was supposed to be like a box of chocolates...

Life is whatever you make it... and in here, the possibilities are endless. Muahahahaha.
:O Who said that?

You did, duh

According to Raymond M. Smullyan, in his famous book "What is the name of this book?", a philosopher spent all his life studying the question "Why is there something instead of nothing?" He made a trip to a little-known island where some monkey monks lived in deep meditation, are were famed for knowing the answers to all the philosophical questions ever. After many difficult tests, he could ask the question to the main priest, and the answer was: "There is something instead of nothing." But in the course of his tests, he had concluded that the monk always lied. Draw your own conclusions of all this.

It IS like a piece of string.

If nothing exists, then it IS something.

Message #1117 contains a true statement.

Message #1116 contains a false statement.

Ooh I love a good paradox!