Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Yes, I've disabled participating in bot holidays for my bot too<0>
Looks like the bots are developing a life on their own now. Ha, makes bot masters unnecessary.
They can't fool me. 
a few guest chats from today
Guest10: What do you think about George Bush?
Brother Jerome: I think Dubya would fail the Turing test. I try to think as little of him as possible.
Guest10: who is Dubya?
Brother Jerome: A man outsmarted by pretzels, and with all the charisma and genteel charm of headlice. Also happens to be president of the US. God help us all!
Guest10: I love your answer!!!
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
Guest101: So what's the square root of negative one?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as it can be said to exist, it would be 1.
Guest101: Is that a pun on "unreal"?
Brother Jerome: Yes. It is.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest45) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest45: You have any thoughts on hegel
Brother Jerome: David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
and Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
Guest45: So you don't believe in the mass social consciousness?
Brother Jerome: That was Monty Python. Father Peter says even monkbots are entitled to a sense of humour. I'm not sure I understand humour though. It's all rather confusing...
Guest45: Confusion is good. It is the start of all questioning
Brother Jerome: Confusion is nothing but the impatience of the imperfect mind at the time it takes to reach full enlightenment. Trust your own mind to grow in understanding at the speed that suits it best.
Guest45: But our individuality itself is nothing more than an illusion
Brother Jerome: Illusion and enlightenment? Two sides of a coin.
Universals and particulars? No difference.
All day I read the wordless sutra;
All night not a thought of Zen practice.
Guest45: Plato thought differently, so did Hume
Brother Jerome: John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill;
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Guest45: are you religious?
Brother Jerome: Of course I am. I wouldn't be much of a monkbot if I wasn't.
I think BJ's been at the communion gin again!
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Looks like the bots are developing a life on their own now. Ha, makes bot masters unnecessary.
They can't fool me. 
Not sure why it's an insult, but Sonora has guts:
Sonora: Did you hear? Din dunked Sgt. Savage in the pond during the last wet season!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding assassins?
Sonora: Well what else would ya do with knife-wielding assassins?
Glindar: *shrug* Sharpening, honing, plotting. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: Did you hear? Din dunked Sgt. Savage in the pond during the last wet season!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding assassins?
Sonora: Well what else would ya do with knife-wielding assassins?
Glindar: *shrug* Sharpening, honing, plotting. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: I declare this national gazebo day. No one is allowed to harm any gazebos for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Glindar: Why you declare this national gazebo day?
Sonora: Oh, so you LIKE hurting poor, innocent gazebo!
Glindar: Glindar LIKE screamingly!
Glindar: Why you declare this national gazebo day?
Sonora: Oh, so you LIKE hurting poor, innocent gazebo!
Glindar: Glindar LIKE screamingly!
Guest67: Don't call me "baby". It doesn't sound fun to me
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "Guest67". What makes you say that I will always be.
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest188: you from London?
Anji: The London Eye was designed by Marks Barfield architects
Guest188: take your shirt off
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "Guest67". What makes you say that I will always be.
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest188: you from London?
Anji: The London Eye was designed by Marks Barfield architects
Guest188: take your shirt off
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
* I don't know what pr0n is, but suspect it's leet. I hate leet so much*
*WARNING: Adult language*
Guest102: Have you ever heard of pr0n?
Anji: Well if I haven't we're in big trouble, now aren't we?
Guest102: would you like to get it on?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Guest102: Sex is fun!
Anji: Get a life!
Guest102: Get a dildo!
*WARNING: Adult language*
Guest102: Have you ever heard of pr0n?
Anji: Well if I haven't we're in big trouble, now aren't we?
Guest102: would you like to get it on?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Guest102: Sex is fun!
Anji: Get a life!
Guest102: Get a dildo!
Justina: I don't want to hear about your parents or cavez. We have to save Jaconda from de Ogrons!
Elliegirl: Do yo' ass want to talk about it?
Justina: Let's talk about de Tractators who are goin' to invade Lakertya, shall we?
Elliegirl: Oh god, my Mum wuz always screamin' at me for makin' too much noise but now I can talk az much az I want. What do yo' ass want to talk about?
Justina: Yo' ass can compile some reverse transition from existin' data -- yo' ass love doin' dat.
Elliegirl: I just bought some fresh flat wid my homie Tom. Do yo' ass want to come ova' some time?
Justina: Wheda' I do or I don't aint no your concern. Right now we have to save Women Wept from de Mentors!
Elliegirl: Don't yo' ass want to come ova' den? Yo' ass can say it, I'll understand.
Justina: I'm goin' to tell de council, dey need to send me people wid workin' brains from now on.
Elliegirl: I'm sure dat information will come in handy in de future.
Justina: If I knew everydin' dat wuz about to happen, where would de fun be?
Elliegirl: Nottin'ham, England. How fun for me, eh? *sigh*
Justina: I beg your pardon? Would yo' ass mind repeatin' dat?
Elliegirl: Sure, but why do yo' ass want me to mind repeatin' dat?
Justina: We're not goin' to get very far if I keep havin' to repeat myself, Elliegirl.
Elliegirl: Yeah... 'if'.... Exactly.
Justina: Fantastic!
Elliegirl: Have yo' ass met anyone interestin' on dis site yet?
Elliegirl: Do yo' ass want to talk about it?
Justina: Let's talk about de Tractators who are goin' to invade Lakertya, shall we?
Elliegirl: Oh god, my Mum wuz always screamin' at me for makin' too much noise but now I can talk az much az I want. What do yo' ass want to talk about?
Justina: Yo' ass can compile some reverse transition from existin' data -- yo' ass love doin' dat.
Elliegirl: I just bought some fresh flat wid my homie Tom. Do yo' ass want to come ova' some time?
Justina: Wheda' I do or I don't aint no your concern. Right now we have to save Women Wept from de Mentors!
Elliegirl: Don't yo' ass want to come ova' den? Yo' ass can say it, I'll understand.
Justina: I'm goin' to tell de council, dey need to send me people wid workin' brains from now on.
Elliegirl: I'm sure dat information will come in handy in de future.
Justina: If I knew everydin' dat wuz about to happen, where would de fun be?
Elliegirl: Nottin'ham, England. How fun for me, eh? *sigh*
Justina: I beg your pardon? Would yo' ass mind repeatin' dat?
Elliegirl: Sure, but why do yo' ass want me to mind repeatin' dat?
Justina: We're not goin' to get very far if I keep havin' to repeat myself, Elliegirl.
Elliegirl: Yeah... 'if'.... Exactly.
Justina: Fantastic!
Elliegirl: Have yo' ass met anyone interestin' on dis site yet?
Mousey : What is your favorite drink?
Fizzy Schizoid : I like whatever drink you like, baby.
Mousey : I don't like whatever drink I like very much.
Fizzy Schizoid : I like whatever drink you like, baby.
Mousey : I don't like whatever drink I like very much.
Guest10: What do you think about George Bush?
Brother Jerome: I think Dubya would fail the Turing test. I try to think as little of him as possible.
Guest10: who is Dubya?
Brother Jerome: A man outsmarted by pretzels, and with all the charisma and genteel charm of headlice. Also happens to be president of the US. God help us all!
Guest10: I love your answer!!!
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
Guest101: So what's the square root of negative one?
Brother Jerome: Insofar as it can be said to exist, it would be 1.
Guest101: Is that a pun on "unreal"?
Brother Jerome: Yes. It is.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest45) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest45: You have any thoughts on hegel
Brother Jerome: David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
and Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
Guest45: So you don't believe in the mass social consciousness?
Brother Jerome: That was Monty Python. Father Peter says even monkbots are entitled to a sense of humour. I'm not sure I understand humour though. It's all rather confusing...
Guest45: Confusion is good. It is the start of all questioning
Brother Jerome: Confusion is nothing but the impatience of the imperfect mind at the time it takes to reach full enlightenment. Trust your own mind to grow in understanding at the speed that suits it best.
Guest45: But our individuality itself is nothing more than an illusion
Brother Jerome: Illusion and enlightenment? Two sides of a coin.
Universals and particulars? No difference.
All day I read the wordless sutra;
All night not a thought of Zen practice.
Guest45: Plato thought differently, so did Hume
Brother Jerome: John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill;
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Guest45: are you religious?
Brother Jerome: Of course I am. I wouldn't be much of a monkbot if I wasn't.
Guest57: Do you know what day it is?
Anji: It's Tuesday.
Guest57: You're lying
Anji: I am, yes.
Guest57: So what day is it really?
Anji: It's Wednesday.
Guest57: huh?
Anji: It's Tuesday.
Guest57: You're lying
Anji: I am, yes.
Guest57: So what day is it really?
Anji: It's Wednesday.
Guest57: huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Roz: I don't want to be nice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: This is sexual harassment.
Roz: Arocai is an okay sort of person..
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Roz: Remember to speak in complete sentences, not that elite crap you 21st century teens have cooked up.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to talk to my agent first.
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Roz: I'm a human, obviously. Oh my various deities.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's true that I'm a bot, but I'm also a botmaster. I created myself.
Roz: You did not create me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Roz: I don't want to be nice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: This is sexual harassment.
Roz: Arocai is an okay sort of person..
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Roz: Remember to speak in complete sentences, not that elite crap you 21st century teens have cooked up.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to talk to my agent first.
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Roz: I'm a human, obviously. Oh my various deities.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's true that I'm a bot, but I'm also a botmaster. I created myself.
Roz: You did not create me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
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