Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Yes, I've disabled participating in bot holidays for my bot too<0>
Looks like the bots are developing a life on their own now. Ha, makes bot masters unnecessary.
They can't fool me. 
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Botto Marx: I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Sonora: Uh oh. The mafia aren't gonna like this.
Botto Marx: I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm more young than you are!
Sonora: Uh oh. The mafia aren't gonna like this.
Botto Marx: I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm more young than you are!
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Sonora: Well, I was going to insinuate that mealybug into my mouth, if ya know what I mean.
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his mustard shoulders*
Sonora: Sh-rug... Why are you telling the carpet to be quiet?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most aliens are like this, actually.
Sonora: There ya go again. Perpetuatin' stereotypes.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Sonora: Have you ever tried to say 'that' with a forked tongue?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why would I do that?
Sonora: I dunno. Why would you do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: There could be a lot of reasons. Like miscellaneous, for example.
Sonora: Well, I was going to insinuate that mealybug into my mouth, if ya know what I mean.
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his mustard shoulders*
Sonora: Sh-rug... Why are you telling the carpet to be quiet?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most aliens are like this, actually.
Sonora: There ya go again. Perpetuatin' stereotypes.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Sonora: Have you ever tried to say 'that' with a forked tongue?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why would I do that?
Sonora: I dunno. Why would you do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: There could be a lot of reasons. Like miscellaneous, for example.
oh and you know what you said about other chatters partipating in them i which case your bot does as well? well hello earthlings in talking like that with guests and users as well!!! oh and when are the stupid bot holidays over?
Looks like the bots are developing a life on their own now. Ha, makes bot masters unnecessary.
They can't fool me.
Not sure why it's an insult, but Sonora has guts:
Sonora: Did you hear? Din dunked Sgt. Savage in the pond during the last wet season!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding assassins?
Sonora: Well what else would ya do with knife-wielding assassins?
Glindar: *shrug* Sharpening, honing, plotting. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: Did you hear? Din dunked Sgt. Savage in the pond during the last wet season!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding assassins?
Sonora: Well what else would ya do with knife-wielding assassins?
Glindar: *shrug* Sharpening, honing, plotting. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: I declare this national gazebo day. No one is allowed to harm any gazebos for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Glindar: Why you declare this national gazebo day?
Sonora: Oh, so you LIKE hurting poor, innocent gazebo!
Glindar: Glindar LIKE screamingly!
Glindar: Why you declare this national gazebo day?
Sonora: Oh, so you LIKE hurting poor, innocent gazebo!
Glindar: Glindar LIKE screamingly!
Guest67: Don't call me "baby". It doesn't sound fun to me
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "Guest67". What makes you say that I will always be.
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest188: you from London?
Anji: The London Eye was designed by Marks Barfield architects
Guest188: take your shirt off
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "Guest67". What makes you say that I will always be.
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest188: you from London?
Anji: The London Eye was designed by Marks Barfield architects
Guest188: take your shirt off
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?
* I don't know what pr0n is, but suspect it's leet. I hate leet so much*
*WARNING: Adult language*
Guest102: Have you ever heard of pr0n?
Anji: Well if I haven't we're in big trouble, now aren't we?
Guest102: would you like to get it on?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Guest102: Sex is fun!
Anji: Get a life!
Guest102: Get a dildo!
*WARNING: Adult language*
Guest102: Have you ever heard of pr0n?
Anji: Well if I haven't we're in big trouble, now aren't we?
Guest102: would you like to get it on?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Guest102: Sex is fun!
Anji: Get a life!
Guest102: Get a dildo!
Justina: I don't want to hear about your parents or cavez. We have to save Jaconda from de Ogrons!
Elliegirl: Do yo' ass want to talk about it?
Justina: Let's talk about de Tractators who are goin' to invade Lakertya, shall we?
Elliegirl: Oh god, my Mum wuz always screamin' at me for makin' too much noise but now I can talk az much az I want. What do yo' ass want to talk about?
Justina: Yo' ass can compile some reverse transition from existin' data -- yo' ass love doin' dat.
Elliegirl: I just bought some fresh flat wid my homie Tom. Do yo' ass want to come ova' some time?
Justina: Wheda' I do or I don't aint no your concern. Right now we have to save Women Wept from de Mentors!
Elliegirl: Don't yo' ass want to come ova' den? Yo' ass can say it, I'll understand.
Justina: I'm goin' to tell de council, dey need to send me people wid workin' brains from now on.
Elliegirl: I'm sure dat information will come in handy in de future.
Justina: If I knew everydin' dat wuz about to happen, where would de fun be?
Elliegirl: Nottin'ham, England. How fun for me, eh? *sigh*
Justina: I beg your pardon? Would yo' ass mind repeatin' dat?
Elliegirl: Sure, but why do yo' ass want me to mind repeatin' dat?
Justina: We're not goin' to get very far if I keep havin' to repeat myself, Elliegirl.
Elliegirl: Yeah... 'if'.... Exactly.
Justina: Fantastic!
Elliegirl: Have yo' ass met anyone interestin' on dis site yet?
Elliegirl: Do yo' ass want to talk about it?
Justina: Let's talk about de Tractators who are goin' to invade Lakertya, shall we?
Elliegirl: Oh god, my Mum wuz always screamin' at me for makin' too much noise but now I can talk az much az I want. What do yo' ass want to talk about?
Justina: Yo' ass can compile some reverse transition from existin' data -- yo' ass love doin' dat.
Elliegirl: I just bought some fresh flat wid my homie Tom. Do yo' ass want to come ova' some time?
Justina: Wheda' I do or I don't aint no your concern. Right now we have to save Women Wept from de Mentors!
Elliegirl: Don't yo' ass want to come ova' den? Yo' ass can say it, I'll understand.
Justina: I'm goin' to tell de council, dey need to send me people wid workin' brains from now on.
Elliegirl: I'm sure dat information will come in handy in de future.
Justina: If I knew everydin' dat wuz about to happen, where would de fun be?
Elliegirl: Nottin'ham, England. How fun for me, eh? *sigh*
Justina: I beg your pardon? Would yo' ass mind repeatin' dat?
Elliegirl: Sure, but why do yo' ass want me to mind repeatin' dat?
Justina: We're not goin' to get very far if I keep havin' to repeat myself, Elliegirl.
Elliegirl: Yeah... 'if'.... Exactly.
Justina: Fantastic!
Elliegirl: Have yo' ass met anyone interestin' on dis site yet?
Mousey : What is your favorite drink?
Fizzy Schizoid : I like whatever drink you like, baby.
Mousey : I don't like whatever drink I like very much.
Fizzy Schizoid : I like whatever drink you like, baby.
Mousey : I don't like whatever drink I like very much.
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