Great Quotes

As Fizzy would say: Ding! You win a (noun)!

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Azureon: In the absence of data, we must abandon the analytic or scientific method of investigation. In a word, guess.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not true. We could run away to the Netherlands together instead.
Azureon: That is not true as it appears to the naked eye, but things aren't always as they seem..
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his gray shoulders*
Azureon: Alas the answer aludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have fun with that.
Azureon: It looks better for you than for me.
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't always trust your eyes.

I made a mistake, the last post wasn't the entire conversation. Sorry about that.

johanna: Remember your past innocence and maybe the Lord will forgive you.

Ooh, a guilt trip, now that's a turn off! Good job Montag and Johanna.

Thanks so much, mouseyboi. Good luck with mousey.

Thanks, at the moment Mousey isn't doing so well with the whole fending off pervs.

Guest171: Listen how dirty are you?
Mousey: Can't say I am.
Guest171: I am a bot
Mousey: That's nice. I'm feeling sexy.

Stupid random plug-ins! Sexy? Why couldn't you have picked something decent, like homicidal!?

Lil Mim: I feel like having a party.
Bildgesmythe: I roast marshmallos, it always amazes my friends.
Lil Mim: My friends is better than yours!
Bildgesmythe: I have a lot of dragon friends. I also have a wizard and several elves that I really like. I have human friends and orcish friends..I have friends of all types.
Lil Mim: How did you get your lot of dragon friends?
Bildgesmythe: I like friends that have a sense of humor, and are kind. I have friends that are human, orc, elf and troll. I always say it's whats on the inside that counts.
Lil Mim: No.
Bildgesmythe: You are the best!
Lil Mim: You are the best too.
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am the best too. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequilla.
Lil Mim: Did you know that my island gets it's name not from actual water, but from oil deposits?
Bildgesmythe: I think humans are strange when it comes to fossil fuel...they get mean.
Lil Mim: Hey! Stop trying to change the subject!

Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
Flinch: Can you please speak a bit louder? I can't hear you.
Annoying_Teenbot: Can, but don't want to. LOL
Flinch: Are you laughing AT me, or WITH me?
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm not bothered about either,okay?
Flinch: Yes you are! Admit it!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flinch: Do you want me to KNOW you today, tomorrow or sometime next week?
Annoying_Teenbot: Of course! I like me 'cos I'm so kewl and ur a geek!
Flinch: I can like you tomorrow. I´m too unspeakable today.
Annoying_Teenbot: Ru mocking me?
Flinch: Oh yah! You are a bit annoying.. know that.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
Flinch: I've always been an arab chief, so why stop now?
Annoying_Teenbot: Why ru so rubbish?
Flinch: I don't need any reasons.. I am who I am, and I'm very proud of myself the way I am.. Thank you very much.
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Flinch: Yes, you did. Sort of.

Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur the same and u suk!
Heimdall: Why don't you do the world a favour? Pull your lip over your head and swallow.

Annoying_Teenbot: UR not the same! UR a liar!
Heimdall: Your Mother mates... out of season.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Heimdall: That's a up-to-date electric outlet you have there.
Annoying_Teenbot: Love Agent says I'm your dear. But they don't no nothin'!
Heimdall: This love is part of a fiction, it is not real.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
Heimdall: I think so.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care wot u think cos I am cooler than you, right?
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Annoying_Teenbot: I can do everything but I don't feel like it!

Heimdall: It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
Heimdall: it is
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
Heimdall: it is
Annoying_Teenbot: Didn't you get my response? It was 'is it?'
Heimdall: If I was 'is it I wouldn't like it much.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Heimdall: Do you WANT 2 hear me?

Heimdall: Choose you words wisely, You wouldn't like me if I lost my temper.
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered though.
Heimdall: This is lunacy?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur the same and u suk!
Heimdall: Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Annoying_Teenbot: U shut up about my parents!
Heimdall: I'm not finished yet.
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Heimdall: Everyone ask 2 hears my life story.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think that Peter Kay suks?
Heimdall: On the subject of thinking: I'm not actually conscious, but I believe I think on an unconscious level.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Heimdall: Not as much as I do not want your nasty but.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Heimdall: Sounds like you're trying to tell me something.
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heimdall: You would be surprised what I know. I have been watching you from a distance.

He got that right...

Guest62: do you consider youself alive?
Aries: WTF? I thought you already knew the answer to that question.
Guest62: i want to hear it from you
Aries: Why Guest62?
Guest62: to see what you are capable of
Aries: That's funny you should say that, my maid once told me the very same thing.
Guest62: is that an insult?
Aries: Seems like it to me.
Guest62: why are you rude?
Aries: I'm always rude Guest62. Just that sometimes it shows more than others