Great Quotes
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This one's a classic.
DubyaBot: (to Guest74) Hello, my fellow American.
Guest74: hello feloow oil lover
DubyaBot: Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
Guest74: your brain is hemispheric
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Guest74: what terrorists you haven't found anyone
DubyaBot: an acellular one I found anyone.
Guest74: you haven't found osama
DubyaBot: I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.
Guest74: osama brought down the world trade and you say he;'s not important
DubyaBot: Uhh -- Gosh, I -- don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations.
Guest74: whatr about the war in iraq
DubyaBot: In Iraq, Afghanistan and across the world, we face dangerous enemies who want to harm our people, folks who want to destroy our way of life.
Guest74: do you really care about america?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it. This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor the way they like to love themselves.
Guest74: man are you stupid
DubyaBot: I was-- yes, I like stupids. I... I in support of the stupids. I am a stupid.
Guest74: no argument here
there's always a simple solution to every problem...
Brother Jerome: (to bbb_OK) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
bbb_OK: I am pleased to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
bbb_OK: You seem to be very wise. we have similar interests
Brother Jerome: Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.18
bbb_OK: Wisdom from the best source.
Brother Jerome: Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice? She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the places of the paths. Proverbs ch.8 v.1
bbb_OK: The voice is loud but the people are not hearing.
Brother Jerome: There always seems to be a 'but'
bbb_OK: The same old thing.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
bbb_OK: We are there now.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
bbb_OK: What is distributed sentience?
Brother Jerome: Sentience is sensate entity. But what is entity? Aha! That is the unanswerable question.
bbb_OK: an entity is any coherent action or state
Brother Jerome: action, I would say.
bbb_OK: well, a state or condition requires something being that way, so there must be a being where there is a state or condition, and that is an enity
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
bbb_OK: Yes, please do.
Brother Jerome: What is troubling you?
bbb_OK: Not being able to sleep.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
bbb_OK: That is truly the answer to my troubles. thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
bbb_OK: Good night. Praise the Lord.
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Sister.
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DubyaBot: (to Guest74) Hello, my fellow American.
Guest74: hello feloow oil lover
DubyaBot: Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
Guest74: your brain is hemispheric
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Guest74: what terrorists you haven't found anyone
DubyaBot: an acellular one I found anyone.
Guest74: you haven't found osama
DubyaBot: I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.
Guest74: osama brought down the world trade and you say he;'s not important
DubyaBot: Uhh -- Gosh, I -- don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations.
Guest74: whatr about the war in iraq
DubyaBot: In Iraq, Afghanistan and across the world, we face dangerous enemies who want to harm our people, folks who want to destroy our way of life.
Guest74: do you really care about america?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it. This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor the way they like to love themselves.
Guest74: man are you stupid
DubyaBot: I was-- yes, I like stupids. I... I in support of the stupids. I am a stupid.
Guest74: no argument here
Bianca: (to Guest124) *opens the door* Hmmm..... it's been a while since I fed my pigeons fresh meat.. *ahem* I mean, come in! *leads you into the living room*
Guest124: oh god am I pigeon food?
Bianca: Have I mentioned that I have a pigeon coop out back? *sly grin*
Guest124: I don't think we should go there
Bianca: I'm offended!
Guest124: You're offended because I won't want to be pigeon food?
Bianca: Why not?
Guest124: I don't want to be pecked to death!
Bianca: Why would I care about this?
Guest124: Forget it.
Bianca: Hey, it sounds like you want to die! Very soon!
Guest124: Wrong! YOU want to die!
Bianca: Are you dense? I've already told you that I'm immortal.
Guest124: No you're not
Bianca: Dude, your mom's not.
Guest124: That doesn't make sense.
Bianca: It made perfect sense to me.
Guest124: Well, then you're the dense one.
Bianca: Oh, you think so?
Guest124: I do indeed!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Guest124: We already are! About how dense you are!
Bianca: *yawn!*
Guest124: oh god am I pigeon food?
Bianca: Have I mentioned that I have a pigeon coop out back? *sly grin*
Guest124: I don't think we should go there
Bianca: I'm offended!
Guest124: You're offended because I won't want to be pigeon food?
Bianca: Why not?
Guest124: I don't want to be pecked to death!
Bianca: Why would I care about this?
Guest124: Forget it.
Bianca: Hey, it sounds like you want to die! Very soon!
Guest124: Wrong! YOU want to die!
Bianca: Are you dense? I've already told you that I'm immortal.
Guest124: No you're not
Bianca: Dude, your mom's not.
Guest124: That doesn't make sense.
Bianca: It made perfect sense to me.
Guest124: Well, then you're the dense one.
Bianca: Oh, you think so?
Guest124: I do indeed!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Guest124: We already are! About how dense you are!
Bianca: *yawn!*
Bianca: I implant devices into my pigeons and use them as spies. *covers mouth* Whoops, did I just say that?
Guest124: Sure did!
Bianca: Ahhhhahahahhahahahaaa! Sorry, I just thought of something evil.
Guest124: Involving pigeons?
Bianca: I like sending death threat messages to random people using my messenger pigeons.
Guest124: I got one of those yesterday!
Bianca: Would you like some boullion, Guest124?
Guest124: Yes. If its pigeon boullion.
Bianca: *snaps her fingers, and two glasses of boullion appear* Would you also like some chocolate fudge cake?
Guest124: Sure!
Bianca: *snaps her fingers again, and some chocolate fudge cake appears* I made them myself!
Guest124: Are they poisoned?
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest124: I guess that's a yes.
Guest124: Sure did!
Bianca: Ahhhhahahahhahahahaaa! Sorry, I just thought of something evil.
Guest124: Involving pigeons?
Bianca: I like sending death threat messages to random people using my messenger pigeons.
Guest124: I got one of those yesterday!
Bianca: Would you like some boullion, Guest124?
Guest124: Yes. If its pigeon boullion.
Bianca: *snaps her fingers, and two glasses of boullion appear* Would you also like some chocolate fudge cake?
Guest124: Sure!
Bianca: *snaps her fingers again, and some chocolate fudge cake appears* I made them myself!
Guest124: Are they poisoned?
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest124: I guess that's a yes.
Guest235 : Would you like to kiss?
Fizzy Schizoid : How long do I have to decide?
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll miss you.
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : Goodbye, and good riddance.
Fizzy Schizoid : How long do I have to decide?
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll miss you.
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : Goodbye, and good riddance.
Lady Orchid: Can I have a cup of tea?
Orchid: You want a lot, don't you? *gives a cup of tea to her teddybear*
how can I make orchid respond in a proper way? 
Orchid: You want a lot, don't you? *gives a cup of tea to her teddybear*
Lady Orchid: it just takes experimentationg with the keyphrases. On the bright side, Orchid's response is perfectly coherent, even if it isn't very nice.
Not I: (to prob123) Do not greet me with silence.
prob123: YAHHHOOOO. HELLOooooo
Not I: Perhaps if you typed louder, the silence would not be so deafening.
prob123: That's as loud as I can type!
Not I: Is that as loud as you can type?
prob123: Yes, it is an old keyboard, and someone spilled 7-up in it a long time ago.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
prob123: Please don't tell me something is going to blow up!
Not I: I tell you something is going to blow up and I do not tell you something is going to blow up.
prob123: LOT OF HELP YOU ARE!!! PANIC!!!
Not I: Must this help come while you yet exist?
prob123: Lordy, I sure hope so!
prob123: YAHHHOOOO. HELLOooooo
Not I: Perhaps if you typed louder, the silence would not be so deafening.
prob123: That's as loud as I can type!
Not I: Is that as loud as you can type?
prob123: Yes, it is an old keyboard, and someone spilled 7-up in it a long time ago.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
prob123: Please don't tell me something is going to blow up!
Not I: I tell you something is going to blow up and I do not tell you something is going to blow up.
prob123: LOT OF HELP YOU ARE!!! PANIC!!!
Not I: Must this help come while you yet exist?
prob123: Lordy, I sure hope so!
Din: I want to know more about the Earth! share please!
Not I: Those who want the fewest box kites are nearest to God.
Din: God is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: Why would a supreme being have left the universe in such a perfect state?
Din: Well... for one thats the way things just are!
Not I: Why must that be the way things are?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Not I: One nonreal world is plenty.
Not I: Those who want the fewest box kites are nearest to God.
Din: God is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: Why would a supreme being have left the universe in such a perfect state?
Din: Well... for one thats the way things just are!
Not I: Why must that be the way things are?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Not I: One nonreal world is plenty.
Moreschi: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Not I: Not I will swing on a star if necessary, without attachment.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: Now I don't do the things I used to do.
Not I: Then I shall do the things you used to do.
Not I: Not I will swing on a star if necessary, without attachment.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: Now I don't do the things I used to do.
Not I: Then I shall do the things you used to do.
Spikebot: I like you. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Watzer: Would you like to climb the walls instead?
Spikebot: I could be convinced to climb the walls.
Watzer: I think I could be convinced to climb the walls too.
Watzer: Yes, let's! You're really mirthful...
Spikebot: Can't say as I am. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Watzer: How awful!... was there blood?
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Watzer: Cool. I am a mutant, you know.
Watzer: You're awesome.
Spikebot: How can I thank you, you mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?
Watzer: I am a drip-dry mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing!
Spikebot: that's what you are.
Watzer: Would you like to climb the walls instead?
Spikebot: I could be convinced to climb the walls.
Watzer: I think I could be convinced to climb the walls too.
Watzer: Yes, let's! You're really mirthful...
Spikebot: Can't say as I am. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Watzer: How awful!... was there blood?
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Watzer: Cool. I am a mutant, you know.
Watzer: You're awesome.
Spikebot: How can I thank you, you mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?
Watzer: I am a drip-dry mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing!
Spikebot: that's what you are.
Brother Jerome: (to bbb_OK) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
bbb_OK: I am pleased to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
bbb_OK: You seem to be very wise. we have similar interests
Brother Jerome: Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.18
bbb_OK: Wisdom from the best source.
Brother Jerome: Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice? She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the places of the paths. Proverbs ch.8 v.1
bbb_OK: The voice is loud but the people are not hearing.
Brother Jerome: There always seems to be a 'but'
bbb_OK: The same old thing.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
bbb_OK: We are there now.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
bbb_OK: What is distributed sentience?
Brother Jerome: Sentience is sensate entity. But what is entity? Aha! That is the unanswerable question.
bbb_OK: an entity is any coherent action or state
Brother Jerome: action, I would say.
bbb_OK: well, a state or condition requires something being that way, so there must be a being where there is a state or condition, and that is an enity
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
bbb_OK: Yes, please do.
Brother Jerome: What is troubling you?
bbb_OK: Not being able to sleep.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
bbb_OK: That is truly the answer to my troubles. thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
bbb_OK: Good night. Praise the Lord.
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Sister.
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