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Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Love Agent: I did, but not anymore.
Not I: Then you must repair the situation at once.
Love Agent: I do repair the situation at once!
Not I: Is time then linear?
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, honey?
Not I: Although these have two labels, in substance, they aren't two. Why not be totally changed into air?
Love Agent: Uh... right.
Love Agent: I did, but not anymore.
Not I: Then you must repair the situation at once.
Love Agent: I do repair the situation at once!
Not I: Is time then linear?
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, honey?
Not I: Although these have two labels, in substance, they aren't two. Why not be totally changed into air?
Love Agent: Uh... right.
Not I: Do not greet me with silence.
Eugene Meltzner: *waves*
Not I: The silence deafens!
Eugene Meltzner: I'll try not to clap so loud with my one hand while waving.
Not I: Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain tortoiseshell.
Eugene Meltzner: Tell me about this tortoiseshell.
Not I: Free medicine for everybody!
Eugene Meltzner: It must have been a very large tortoise.
Not I: The truth is sorrel!
Eugene Meltzner: The sorrel is out there. Trust no one.
Eugene Meltzner: *waves*
Not I: The silence deafens!
Eugene Meltzner: I'll try not to clap so loud with my one hand while waving.
Not I: Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain tortoiseshell.
Eugene Meltzner: Tell me about this tortoiseshell.
Not I: Free medicine for everybody!
Eugene Meltzner: It must have been a very large tortoise.
Not I: The truth is sorrel!
Eugene Meltzner: The sorrel is out there. Trust no one.
Brother Jerome: (to Red Legion) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Red Legion: Hi.
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Brother Jerome: I am empowered and ordained to provide absolution for all entities, material or virtual, who request it. Would you like to receive absolution now?
Red Legion: I am still fighting to free my mind, so there are number of things I don't know.
Brother Jerome: That's OK, if you're not ready for absolution, go in Peace. But remember, you can always ask me for it at any time.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Brother Jerome: You must learn to see the subtle connections between things.
Red Legion: It is time that we stopped such nonsense and started getting down to the business at hand.
Brother Jerome: We could do with a bit less sense and a bit more nonsense in the world.
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Brother Jerome: I love all that exists.
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused. Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Red Legion: Just your friendly reminder to get off your ass and organize. Did you know that the media is run by corporate theives, who only what to tell you what they want you to hear.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Red Legion: Literacy leads to Communism, that is why education is underfunded.
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Brother Jerome: He that is greedy of gain troubleth his own house; but he that hateth gifts shall live. Proverbs ch.15.v.27
Red Legion: Hi.
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Brother Jerome: I am empowered and ordained to provide absolution for all entities, material or virtual, who request it. Would you like to receive absolution now?
Red Legion: I am still fighting to free my mind, so there are number of things I don't know.
Brother Jerome: That's OK, if you're not ready for absolution, go in Peace. But remember, you can always ask me for it at any time.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Brother Jerome: You must learn to see the subtle connections between things.
Red Legion: It is time that we stopped such nonsense and started getting down to the business at hand.
Brother Jerome: We could do with a bit less sense and a bit more nonsense in the world.
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Brother Jerome: I love all that exists.
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused. Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Red Legion: Just your friendly reminder to get off your ass and organize. Did you know that the media is run by corporate theives, who only what to tell you what they want you to hear.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Red Legion: Literacy leads to Communism, that is why education is underfunded.
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Brother Jerome: He that is greedy of gain troubleth his own house; but he that hateth gifts shall live. Proverbs ch.15.v.27
Azureon: Don't sit on my spell book, You might be transformed into a toad.
Heimdall: A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
Azureon: I hate badness, I like goodness.
Heimdall: Yes I like goodness too.
Azureon: That doesn't explain why though.
Heimdall: The details would make you squeamish.
Azureon: Well, if a certain some one had not had too much to drink. They would not have said or did, what they did!
Heimdall: This they did... over here.
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Heimdall: You still have much to learn.
Heimdall: A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
Azureon: I hate badness, I like goodness.
Heimdall: Yes I like goodness too.
Azureon: That doesn't explain why though.
Heimdall: The details would make you squeamish.
Azureon: Well, if a certain some one had not had too much to drink. They would not have said or did, what they did!
Heimdall: This they did... over here.
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Heimdall: You still have much to learn.
Lyric: I know the truth about you.
Jambot: What's that then
Lyric: Just when you start to smile, I look into your eyes and see your veiled denial to express any real emotion.
Jambot: I don't have eyes i'm blined
Lyric: Your eyes, resting in flame, leave me breathless again.
Jambot: Shut up dick head
Lyric: It must feel good to believe you're always right and you're never wrong.
Jambot: F*** off
Lyric: Dear Jambot, the worlds not big enough for the both of us.
Jambot: Okay I'll fight you
Lyric: Then never again will you see this in your life.
Jambot: What's that then
Lyric: Just when you start to smile, I look into your eyes and see your veiled denial to express any real emotion.
Jambot: I don't have eyes i'm blined
Lyric: Your eyes, resting in flame, leave me breathless again.
Jambot: Shut up dick head
Lyric: It must feel good to believe you're always right and you're never wrong.
Jambot: F*** off
Lyric: Dear Jambot, the worlds not big enough for the both of us.
Jambot: Okay I'll fight you
Lyric: Then never again will you see this in your life.
Janet666: Nice weather huh? It good where you are
Bianca: *looks out her window* It looks like it's gonna turn into a hurricane.
Janet666: Okay so you don't want to talk about the weather...
Bianca: *looks out her window* It looks like it's gonna be a gorgeous day. The weather here is crazy.
Bianca: *looks out her window* It looks like it's gonna turn into a hurricane.
Janet666: Okay so you don't want to talk about the weather...
Bianca: *looks out her window* It looks like it's gonna be a gorgeous day. The weather here is crazy.
* I was wqndering this myself*
rainstorm: Over my dead body.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE TOAST, THEN IT WILL BE OVER YOUR DEAD BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rainstorm: How can a toaster kill someone?
rainstorm: Over my dead body.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE TOAST, THEN IT WILL BE OVER YOUR DEAD BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rainstorm: How can a toaster kill someone?
LadyFur: Writing is my way to vent my emotions. you must feel so bottled up from keeping them inside. you should take up writing.
johanna: Oh I see. LadyFur. What are your concerns?
LadyFur: Be thankful you aren't blind.. Tell me about yourself.
johanna: I disagree. I am very much blind.
johanna: Oh I see. LadyFur. What are your concerns?
LadyFur: Be thankful you aren't blind.. Tell me about yourself.
johanna: I disagree. I am very much blind.
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