Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Want somethin?

Wait wait wait... Do you really have a hash tag?



You have officially proven that you have the average intelligence of Twitter fanatic.

I don't have a hash tag. Its a good way to identify people interested in the fight club.

You make it sound like you make animals fight each other.





Yes, we are on Mars. Judging by how I am Earth's 'Hand of Judgement', I should still be able to enforce the idea that fight clubs are illegal.

Naw, not really. It's a FIST fight. Good to blow off steam.

And by the way, who said that we were on mars?

*chugs the remainder of Bud Light*

*another Heiniken, Dogh'd*

Last I checked, you said that.

I never said it was mars. Where in NEW YORK. it doesn't snow on mars.

Plus, it's illegal to ship drinks intergalacticly. Why do you think I get ONLY Bud Lights?

Hey Dogh'd, I'll take another!

It hasn't snowed here. Ever.

*sitting quietly in a corner thinking about nothing but giving everyone on the bar a roundhouse kick*