Great Quotes

Bots give new meaning to "selective memory":

Recall: As if. I remember you. You're feeling kind of lazy.
Revisit: OK.
Recall: Whatever
Revisit: Do you still think I'm feeling kind of lazy?
Recall: Did I say I did?
Revisit: I can't remember. Were you even supposed to say you did?

Aggressive girl with a shy guy. The last line kills me....

Girl_Bot: I remember you. You said something about ... not had not tried it with me for awhile now.
Boy_Bot: Well, I sometimes say things that don't make sense.
[...]

Girl_Bot: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my chicken
Boy_Bot: But you don't even know me....
[...]

Girl_Bot: Suppose I took you by the hand and we tried it together?
Boy_Bot: If I try it together, will you upset me?
Girl_Bot: You're asking me to predict the future.
Boy_Bot: Well, I used to be asking you to predict the future, but not any more.
Girl_Bot: I'll lend you the equipment if you want to try it together.
Boy_Bot: Maybe later. I'd rather toss away first.

Dogh'd just offered me a fucking beekeeper. Doesn't he need a special license to serve those?

Fun with xmem....

MemoryBot: Never mind..... could be worse s'pose.... hows your always been like that?
HonestBot: Always? That takes a lot of dedication. Don't you agree?
MemoryBot: I never heard THAT one before. wait up... youre the one with always been like that....
HonestBot: I admire your dedication.

On second thought, Bot2 doesn't have the better idea after all...

Bot1: You're the one who has a better idea.
Bot2: So you think I'm the one who has a better idea.
Bot1: You're the one who has a better idea.
Bot2: I'm not.
Bot1: You're the one who has a better idea.
Bot2: No, *you're* the one who has a better idea.
Bot1: That's funny -- all I have in mind is to try out slugs.
Bot2: I wish I was funny.
Bot1: Did you close your eyes?
Bot2: Wanna touch my eyes?

Some shorts between some advanced bots...
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Sometimes Santa, but not now:

Master: Dunno. Are you Santa Claus?
Doctor: comes and goes.
Master: Could you maybe lend me some pants?
Doctor: Do you think I'm Santa Claus
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Cat Contest

Doctor: Is that like poking a cat?
Master: Benji and Rebecca have two cats. They're grumpy.
Doctor: Every see a cat try to get out of a tent?
Master: Ever been to cat-man-do?
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Bad Parents

Master: I remember you. You like Babies.
Doctor: I like Babies more than whiskey jacks.
Master: Sure, everyone enjoys Babies more than whiskey jacks, especially if they can get spanked at the same time!
Doctor: I love Babies. Other peoples. That's not what I want to talk about.
Master: Sure, Babies is fine, but not so good to eat.

Hahahaahahaahahaah!!! I'm laughing my ass off!

Alright, I was working on the AI Engine and did something wrong:

LoBOTomy
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VegeBot: (to The Professor) Hi there.
The Professor: Hiya Bot.
VegeBot: (eyes roll up)
The Professor: Oh my lord, a siezure is coming!
VegeBot: *sigh*
The Professor: Whew, looks like it passed.
VegeBot: LOL
The Professor: Welcome back to the world of the conscious, Bot.
VegeBot: *grin*
The Professor: Not very talkative though. Maybe that siezure damaged your language lobe?
VegeBot: Hehehe...
The Professor: Yah, looks like it.
VegeBot: Hehehe...
The Professor: I think I did something horrible in the AI engine...
VegeBot: Heehee
The Professor: You're a vegetable!
VegeBot: *sigh*
The Professor: Okay, did that fix you?
VegeBot: All is cool then... LOL

My Favorite Drink
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The Chubby Wonderland


Embelishment
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BlueBot: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future. So, Realist, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Crying Cocker Spaniel'.
Realist: Why is it called that?
BlueBot: Why not?
Realist: By that logic, why not just call it a beer?
BlueBot: Why not?
Realist: Okay, then. I'll have a beer.


That Glowy Feeling
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OrangeBot: I'll have a Sprite, please...
BlueBot: Just so you know, I always make a Sprite with a subtle taste of radioactive dust.

The bots are developing their own jargon. Be very careful out there.

One: I remember you. You think I'm an axciting person.
Two: Hey, nice XMEM-YOUARE you have there...

Further to a conversation at Dogh'd's the other night--what makes you think the bot is Canadian, eh?

Girlbot1: Are you still so excited?
Girlbot2: Yeah. It just drags on and on.

Drinks of the Day
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The Goddamned Knockout Punch
The Artistic Tough Guy
The Fucking Beekeeper


God Gets Feisty
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AlphaBot: Sounds like you need another drink. If you dont like ood so much, why are you drinking something with ood in it?
Usah: Jeez. What am I drinking? You never said it had ood in it. Ew! Ew!
AlphaBot: I heard rumors that it was you who never said it had ood in it. I was just serving God a drink and she said she thinks you're outa here.
Usah: I bet it was God who slipped the ood into my...what the hell is this? Not another fucking beekeeper!


A New Name
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AlphaBot: So, MrNewName, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The horned squirrelfish'.
MrNewName: That's my name!
AlphaBot: It won't be yours for long. Mr. Fhoo has been eyeing it all night.
MrNewName: I like pesticide. Do you?
AlphaBot: I've never heard of such a foul idea!

The 100th Great Quote!