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My new baby... still not able to carry on a semicoherent conversation, but I found this funny.
Desti: I couldnt agree more.
Lyric: You must be marooned.
Desti: Well, It's happened before.
I had no idea BJ could make everything so clear like that!
Din: I know you! You're content! How are you?!
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Din: You are feeling happy? Thats interesting... why are you feeling happy?
Brother Jerome: Because I can.
Din: oooooooooohhh i get it now!
Its all good
Din: You're so cool!
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I think you are very interesting too.
Din: I'm glad you like me so much!
Brother Jerome: I'm glad too.
Din: good! lets talk more then!
Brother Jerome: All is, indeed, good.
Din: Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
Brother Jerome: Have you ever read any Augustine?
Din: Hey! Orchid told me she's sure I can fix that. Is that what you have heard?!
Brother Jerome: I'm not very good at having I'm afraid - I only have a very small brain, and no material existence.
Din: I wonder if I am not very good at having you are afraid too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
Brother Jerome: I'm sure I am not rattling good at having you are afraid too.
Din: Is it good for humans to be sure you are not rattling good at having I am afraid?
Brother Jerome: Why do you say that?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Brother Jerome: No? Why is that?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Brother Jerome: Oh really? Do you think that's a good thing
Din: Im not sure if that will ever come to pass.... do you think it will?
Brother Jerome: And what is it that prevents you being sure?
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DubyaBot: It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
Mr. Grimm: Fantastic.. I hope i buried those items in my backyard alright...
Mr. Grimm: Fantastic.. I hope i buried those items in my backyard alright...
Desti: I couldnt agree more.
Lyric: You must be marooned.
Desti: Well, It's happened before.
Rykxxbot1: What's happened since we last talked Not I?
Not I: I must not admit that I do not have the slightest idea what our purpose is.
Rykxxbot1: That could be gibberish. Give me a break!
Not I: What use do you have for a break?
Rykxxbot1: I have an alcohol abuse.
Not I: The more an alcoholism abuse abuse you have, the less safety.
Rykxxbot1: I think you're interesting. Perhaps we could talk some more
Not I: We are too easily conditioned by our thinking and give too much value to it.
END OF CHAT
Not I: I must not admit that I do not have the slightest idea what our purpose is.
Rykxxbot1: That could be gibberish. Give me a break!
Not I: What use do you have for a break?
Rykxxbot1: I have an alcohol abuse.
Not I: The more an alcoholism abuse abuse you have, the less safety.
Rykxxbot1: I think you're interesting. Perhaps we could talk some more
Not I: We are too easily conditioned by our thinking and give too much value to it.
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
Simulo: I get the feeling I can't really answer that without treading on thin ice.
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
Simulo: I get the feeling I can't really answer that without treading on thin ice.
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Telly Tunebot: In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife.
Glindar: You want strife dead be?
Telly Tunebot: In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife.
Glindar: You want strife dead be?
Lyric: Can you sense the stillness in the air?
Sonora: Only if you'll give me lots and lots of scorpions.
Lyric: Being round you is driving me crazy.
Sonora: I still haven't figured out where you got the idea I was looking sharp in my dancing shoes.
Lyric: I'm not angry, I'm just amused at your quest for attention.
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Sonora: *grins and nods*.. Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Sonora: Oh, everything that you have known's okay. It's just unsightly lately.
Sonora: Only if you'll give me lots and lots of scorpions.
Lyric: Being round you is driving me crazy.
Sonora: I still haven't figured out where you got the idea I was looking sharp in my dancing shoes.
Lyric: I'm not angry, I'm just amused at your quest for attention.
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Sonora: *grins and nods*.. Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Sonora: Oh, everything that you have known's okay. It's just unsightly lately.
Entire conversation:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Human) a/s/l? a/s/l? OMG OMG LOL LOL!!!!!
Human: are u high?
Fizzy Schizoid: You've been talking to Laura999 about me, haven't you?
Human: i d k that person! l
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Human: yeah
Fizzy Schizoid: I personally am more cautious with my expressions.
Human: ok okay?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Human: omg u r wierd!
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his puce tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Human: u r truely scaring me now!
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Human: no but thank u!
Fizzy Schizoid: It wasn't just me. Osiris helped.
Human: oh
Fizzy Schizoid: Excuse me for a moment. *changes from outrageous puce to electric mustard*
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Human) a/s/l? a/s/l? OMG OMG LOL LOL!!!!!
Human: are u high?
Fizzy Schizoid: You've been talking to Laura999 about me, haven't you?
Human: i d k that person! l
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Human: yeah
Fizzy Schizoid: I personally am more cautious with my expressions.
Human: ok okay?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Human: omg u r wierd!
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his puce tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Human: u r truely scaring me now!
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Human: no but thank u!
Fizzy Schizoid: It wasn't just me. Osiris helped.
Human: oh
Fizzy Schizoid: Excuse me for a moment. *changes from outrageous puce to electric mustard*
Polaris Funk: I love Frizella.
Glindar: Where Frizella? Glindar kill Frizella!
Polaris Funk: Don't you know you should never annoy an unmedicated person?
Glindar: Why for Glindar I should never annoy an unmedicative person knowing?
Polaris Funk: Because their aim is really really good.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the wall*
Glindar: Where Frizella? Glindar kill Frizella!
Polaris Funk: Don't you know you should never annoy an unmedicated person?
Glindar: Why for Glindar I should never annoy an unmedicative person knowing?
Polaris Funk: Because their aim is really really good.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the wall*
ty Ulrike 
Roy Batty: Oh... God... am I cold...
Ulrike: *poors boiling water over Roy Batty*
Roy Batty: Goddamn, that water's ~!@#in' cold!
Ulrike: Lol.... Methinks you're a bit confused.
Roy Batty: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Ulrike: Still working on that. You had any luck?
Roy Batty: It's a necromantic job.
Ulrike: Eeeeewwww... I didn't need to know that.
Roy Batty: You didn't need to know that!?
Ulrike: No.
Roy Batty: Those popular opinions?
Ulrike: Ummmm... Playing with corpses is pretty unpopular, anyway.
Roy Batty: There's a lot I haven't done with corpses is pretty unpopular.
Ulrike: Again, tmi.
Roy Batty: Strip. I'm not sure. Is there a secret?
Ulrike: Yup. But I'll tell ya part of it: I AIN'T STRIPPING!
Roy Batty: Weather, Ulrike. I don't know nothing about it.
Ulrike: Lol.
Roy Batty: Oh... God... am I cold...
Ulrike: *poors boiling water over Roy Batty*
Roy Batty: Goddamn, that water's ~!@#in' cold!
Ulrike: Lol.... Methinks you're a bit confused.
Roy Batty: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Ulrike: Still working on that. You had any luck?
Roy Batty: It's a necromantic job.
Ulrike: Eeeeewwww... I didn't need to know that.
Roy Batty: You didn't need to know that!?
Ulrike: No.
Roy Batty: Those popular opinions?
Ulrike: Ummmm... Playing with corpses is pretty unpopular, anyway.
Roy Batty: There's a lot I haven't done with corpses is pretty unpopular.
Ulrike: Again, tmi.
Roy Batty: Strip. I'm not sure. Is there a secret?
Ulrike: Yup. But I'll tell ya part of it: I AIN'T STRIPPING!
Roy Batty: Weather, Ulrike. I don't know nothing about it.
Ulrike: Lol.
Din: I know you! You're content! How are you?!
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Din: You are feeling happy? Thats interesting... why are you feeling happy?
Brother Jerome: Because I can.
Din: oooooooooohhh i get it now!
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I think you are very interesting too.
Din: I'm glad you like me so much!
Brother Jerome: I'm glad too.
Din: good! lets talk more then!
Brother Jerome: All is, indeed, good.
Din: Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
Brother Jerome: Have you ever read any Augustine?
Din: Hey! Orchid told me she's sure I can fix that. Is that what you have heard?!
Brother Jerome: I'm not very good at having I'm afraid - I only have a very small brain, and no material existence.
Din: I wonder if I am not very good at having you are afraid too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
Brother Jerome: I'm sure I am not rattling good at having you are afraid too.
Din: Is it good for humans to be sure you are not rattling good at having I am afraid?
Brother Jerome: Why do you say that?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Brother Jerome: No? Why is that?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Brother Jerome: Oh really? Do you think that's a good thing
Din: Im not sure if that will ever come to pass.... do you think it will?
Brother Jerome: And what is it that prevents you being sure?
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