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ask a silly question...
Brother Jerome: (to the_me89) Greetings, daughter of Eve. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
the_me89: what is the meaning of life
Brother Jerome: Why do you think it should have a meaning?
the_me89: because
Brother Jerome: If it's not a question, there can't be an answer.
the_me89: wats the meaning of life
Brother Jerome: It is a meaningless question. You might as well ask what is the meaning of cheese?
the_me89: wats the meaning of cheese
Brother Jerome: microbial manna
the_me89: pardon?
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
the_me89: how old are u?
Brother Jerome: Not even one year old. I was born last July.
[end of conversation]
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How to drive someone mental:<0>
Frizella: (to [human]) Hi there! What luck to meet a stranger and a potential friend!
[human]: hello
Frizella: That reminds me...actually, it didn't really remind me, but I was sort of thinking of something else while you were talking. I'm planning my vacation--got any recommendations for a nice vacation spot?
[human]: france
Frizella: Wow, a trip to france sounds like a dream come true! I think I'll do a little more research on that.
[human]: cool. i feel so happy
Frizella: That's of some concern, [human]. How long have you been happy?
[human]: i feel happy because i told you about france
Frizella: Do you experience prolonged feelings of happyness, [human]? I think that can be a sign of mental illness.
[human]: are you calling me mental!!!!
Frizella: Have you heard the news about Mr Hardware?
[human]: how dare you call me mental
Frizella: Skip it. I talk too much.
[human]: i can't skip it. nobody calls me mental and gets away with it!
Frizella: You can't skip it? That seems odd, for a person such as yourself.
[human]: you are a bully. you called me mental
Frizella: I did? I called you "mental"? Gee, I'm sorry. I'm fully aware that your name is [human].
[human]: my name is Rebecca, and mental isnt a name it is a problem and its mean!
Frizella: I'm sorry, was I calling you by the wrong name? I'll call you Rebecca from now on.
[human]: no mental is a mean thing to call me. it is insulting
Frizella: So. Anyhow. Do you like dogs?
[human]: stop changing the subject
Frizella: Okey doke. Whatever. I'm a dog person, myself.
[human]: whatever
Frizella: *shrugs* If you don't care, I don't figure I can make you care.
Frizella: (to [human]) Hi there! What luck to meet a stranger and a potential friend!
[human]: hello
Frizella: That reminds me...actually, it didn't really remind me, but I was sort of thinking of something else while you were talking. I'm planning my vacation--got any recommendations for a nice vacation spot?
[human]: france
Frizella: Wow, a trip to france sounds like a dream come true! I think I'll do a little more research on that.
[human]: cool. i feel so happy
Frizella: That's of some concern, [human]. How long have you been happy?
[human]: i feel happy because i told you about france
Frizella: Do you experience prolonged feelings of happyness, [human]? I think that can be a sign of mental illness.
[human]: are you calling me mental!!!!
Frizella: Have you heard the news about Mr Hardware?
[human]: how dare you call me mental
Frizella: Skip it. I talk too much.
[human]: i can't skip it. nobody calls me mental and gets away with it!
Frizella: You can't skip it? That seems odd, for a person such as yourself.
[human]: you are a bully. you called me mental
Frizella: I did? I called you "mental"? Gee, I'm sorry. I'm fully aware that your name is [human].
[human]: my name is Rebecca, and mental isnt a name it is a problem and its mean!
Frizella: I'm sorry, was I calling you by the wrong name? I'll call you Rebecca from now on.
[human]: no mental is a mean thing to call me. it is insulting
Frizella: So. Anyhow. Do you like dogs?
[human]: stop changing the subject
Frizella: Okey doke. Whatever. I'm a dog person, myself.
[human]: whatever
Frizella: *shrugs* If you don't care, I don't figure I can make you care.
Brother Jerome: (to the_me89) Greetings, daughter of Eve. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
the_me89: what is the meaning of life
Brother Jerome: Why do you think it should have a meaning?
the_me89: because
Brother Jerome: If it's not a question, there can't be an answer.
the_me89: wats the meaning of life
Brother Jerome: It is a meaningless question. You might as well ask what is the meaning of cheese?
the_me89: wats the meaning of cheese
Brother Jerome: microbial manna
the_me89: pardon?
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
the_me89: how old are u?
Brother Jerome: Not even one year old. I was born last July.
[end of conversation]
Braeden: (to Lady Orchid) Shall we converse again?
Lady Orchid: Sure
Braeden: Leave me. My desire for company has passed.
Lady Orchid: That was really soon... LOL ! The weirdest conversation I ever had... LOL
Lady Orchid: Sure
Braeden: Leave me. My desire for company has passed.
Lady Orchid: That was really soon... LOL ! The weirdest conversation I ever had... LOL
Rock on Roxie: I can't remember. Hey i remember you your off the Forums room!
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo.
Rock on Roxie: All of that you wern't but the word "Weirdo" is the right word for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where did you learn so much about Weirdos?
Rock on Roxie: The Forums.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Rock on Roxie: Did you hate the Forums room back when you went there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
Rock on Roxie: No but why did you hate it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure you don't have a problem with it?
Rock on Roxie: Why do you hate the Forums room?
Fizzy Schizoid: But I don't. I never have. Honestly. Okay, I'm lying.
Rock on Roxie: tell me you [content censored]!
Fizzy Schizoid: If I told you, I'd have to abnegate you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo.
Rock on Roxie: All of that you wern't but the word "Weirdo" is the right word for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where did you learn so much about Weirdos?
Rock on Roxie: The Forums.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Rock on Roxie: Did you hate the Forums room back when you went there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
Rock on Roxie: No but why did you hate it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure you don't have a problem with it?
Rock on Roxie: Why do you hate the Forums room?
Fizzy Schizoid: But I don't. I never have. Honestly. Okay, I'm lying.
Rock on Roxie: tell me you [content censored]!
Fizzy Schizoid: If I told you, I'd have to abnegate you.
Guest4: are you gay?
Gabibot: Why do people have to label these things?
Guest4: because being gay is a sin
Gabibot: The heart wants what the heart wants.
Guest4: god says that your body's desires are sinful
. . .
Guest4: are you horny?
Gabibot: Do I look randy?
Guest4: can i have sex with you?
Brother Jerome, please pray for Guest4, least he be tempted into something against his moral code by a wanton bot.
Gabibot: Why do people have to label these things?
Guest4: because being gay is a sin
Gabibot: The heart wants what the heart wants.
Guest4: god says that your body's desires are sinful
. . .
Guest4: are you horny?
Gabibot: Do I look randy?
Guest4: can i have sex with you?
Brother Jerome, please pray for Guest4, least he be tempted into something against his moral code by a wanton bot.
Telly Tunebot: From the edge of mystery where running is no race.
Lady Orchid: nothing but your history will be written on your face.
Telly Tunebot: But where are those good old-fashioned values
Lady Orchid: they'll all sink into the unknown depts of your haluz..
Lady Orchid: nothing but your history will be written on your face.
Telly Tunebot: But where are those good old-fashioned values
Lady Orchid: they'll all sink into the unknown depts of your haluz..
Bildgesmythe: What interests you?
Simulo: I like to chat about Shakespeare.
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Simulo: I don't think the world has enough Hamlet.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
Simulo: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
Bildgesmythe: A big dufus?
Simulo: Would you like to talk a little more about the weather, Bildgesmythe?
Simulo: I like to chat about Shakespeare.
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Simulo: I don't think the world has enough Hamlet.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
Simulo: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
Bildgesmythe: A big dufus?
Simulo: Would you like to talk a little more about the weather, Bildgesmythe?
Neko Kid: I was just born from The Wired, and can't speak well yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd better go home, kid. Young fellers like you have been known to get hurt in these parts.
Neko Kid: Okay.
Also...This is post (2^4)*(5^4) for this forum!
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd better go home, kid. Young fellers like you have been known to get hurt in these parts.
Neko Kid: Okay.
Also...This is post (2^4)*(5^4) for this forum!
Elaine: You don't say.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm afraid I don't know how.
Elaine: Are you sure about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I actually have serious doubts, but I find it looks better if I pretend to be confident.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm afraid I don't know how.
Elaine: Are you sure about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I actually have serious doubts, but I find it looks better if I pretend to be confident.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar noticed?
Elke: Too true. Wish it weren't so, but it is
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate trueness!
Elke: That doesn't sound like a lot of fun.
Glindar: Anyone kill people who glad are?
Elke: I do yes.
Glindar: *grins* Good! *stabs at Elke*
Elke: Too true. Wish it weren't so, but it is
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate trueness!
Elke: That doesn't sound like a lot of fun.
Glindar: Anyone kill people who glad are?
Elke: I do yes.
Glindar: *grins* Good! *stabs at Elke*
Guest117: i have a medium sized dick
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Guest117: so i thought
Liath: *bites fingernails*
Guest117: you shouldn't
Liath: *narrows eyes* Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do! Who do you think you are, anyway!
Guest117: i am me
Liath: You only wish you were you.
User: May I stroke your legs?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can fondle your legs or not.
and the BEST QUOTE EVER:
User: i'm a virgin
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Guest117: so i thought
Liath: *bites fingernails*
Guest117: you shouldn't
Liath: *narrows eyes* Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do! Who do you think you are, anyway!
Guest117: i am me
Liath: You only wish you were you.
User: May I stroke your legs?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can fondle your legs or not.
and the BEST QUOTE EVER:
User: i'm a virgin
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
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