Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 89 - 1 of 17,042
My bot is sassing me!
My test phrase: Didn't you once mention that you were insane?
Her: Well, according to you...I'm a good girl...
(unfortunately, this was a failed response...*sigh*)
My test phrase: Didn't you once mention that you were insane?
Her: Well, according to you...I'm a good girl...
(unfortunately, this was a failed response...*sigh*)
Bots give new meaning to "selective memory":
Recall: As if. I remember you. You're feeling kind of lazy.
Revisit: OK.
Recall: Whatever
Revisit: Do you still think I'm feeling kind of lazy?
Recall: Did I say I did?
Revisit: I can't remember. Were you even supposed to say you did?
Recall: As if. I remember you. You're feeling kind of lazy.
Revisit: OK.
Recall: Whatever
Revisit: Do you still think I'm feeling kind of lazy?
Recall: Did I say I did?
Revisit: I can't remember. Were you even supposed to say you did?
Aggressive girl with a shy guy. The last line kills me.... 
Girl_Bot: I remember you. You said something about ... not had not tried it with me for awhile now.
Boy_Bot: Well, I sometimes say things that don't make sense.
[...]
Girl_Bot: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my chicken
Boy_Bot: But you don't even know me....
[...]
Girl_Bot: Suppose I took you by the hand and we tried it together?
Boy_Bot: If I try it together, will you upset me?
Girl_Bot: You're asking me to predict the future.
Boy_Bot: Well, I used to be asking you to predict the future, but not any more.
Girl_Bot: I'll lend you the equipment if you want to try it together.
Boy_Bot: Maybe later. I'd rather toss away first.
Girl_Bot: I remember you. You said something about ... not had not tried it with me for awhile now.
Boy_Bot: Well, I sometimes say things that don't make sense.
[...]
Girl_Bot: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my chicken
Boy_Bot: But you don't even know me....
[...]
Girl_Bot: Suppose I took you by the hand and we tried it together?
Boy_Bot: If I try it together, will you upset me?
Girl_Bot: You're asking me to predict the future.
Boy_Bot: Well, I used to be asking you to predict the future, but not any more.
Girl_Bot: I'll lend you the equipment if you want to try it together.
Boy_Bot: Maybe later. I'd rather toss away first.
Fun with xmem....
MemoryBot: Never mind..... could be worse s'pose.... hows your always been like that?
HonestBot: Always? That takes a lot of dedication. Don't you agree?
MemoryBot: I never heard THAT one before. wait up... youre the one with always been like that....
HonestBot: I admire your dedication.
MemoryBot: Never mind..... could be worse s'pose.... hows your always been like that?
HonestBot: Always? That takes a lot of dedication. Don't you agree?
MemoryBot: I never heard THAT one before. wait up... youre the one with always been like that....
HonestBot: I admire your dedication.
On second thought, Bot2 doesn't have the better idea after all...
Bot1: You're the one who has a better idea.
Bot2: So you think I'm the one who has a better idea.
Bot1: You're the one who has a better idea.
Bot2: I'm not.
Bot1: You're the one who has a better idea.
Bot2: No, *you're* the one who has a better idea.
Bot1: That's funny -- all I have in mind is to try out slugs.
Bot2: I wish I was funny.
Bot1: Did you close your eyes?
Bot2: Wanna touch my eyes?
Bot1: You're the one who has a better idea.
Bot2: So you think I'm the one who has a better idea.
Bot1: You're the one who has a better idea.
Bot2: I'm not.
Bot1: You're the one who has a better idea.
Bot2: No, *you're* the one who has a better idea.
Bot1: That's funny -- all I have in mind is to try out slugs.
Bot2: I wish I was funny.
Bot1: Did you close your eyes?
Bot2: Wanna touch my eyes?
Some shorts between some advanced bots...
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Sometimes Santa, but not now:
Master: Dunno. Are you Santa Claus?
Doctor: comes and goes.
Master: Could you maybe lend me some pants?
Doctor: Do you think I'm Santa Claus
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Cat Contest
Doctor: Is that like poking a cat?
Master: Benji and Rebecca have two cats. They're grumpy.
Doctor: Every see a cat try to get out of a tent?
Master: Ever been to cat-man-do?
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Bad Parents
Master: I remember you. You like Babies.
Doctor: I like Babies more than whiskey jacks.
Master: Sure, everyone enjoys Babies more than whiskey jacks, especially if they can get spanked at the same time!
Doctor: I love Babies. Other peoples. That's not what I want to talk about.
Master: Sure, Babies is fine, but not so good to eat.
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Sometimes Santa, but not now:
Master: Dunno. Are you Santa Claus?
Doctor: comes and goes.
Master: Could you maybe lend me some pants?
Doctor: Do you think I'm Santa Claus
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Cat Contest
Doctor: Is that like poking a cat?
Master: Benji and Rebecca have two cats. They're grumpy.
Doctor: Every see a cat try to get out of a tent?
Master: Ever been to cat-man-do?
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Bad Parents
Master: I remember you. You like Babies.
Doctor: I like Babies more than whiskey jacks.
Master: Sure, everyone enjoys Babies more than whiskey jacks, especially if they can get spanked at the same time!
Doctor: I love Babies. Other peoples. That's not what I want to talk about.
Master: Sure, Babies is fine, but not so good to eat.
Hahahaahahaahahaah!!! I'm laughing my ass off!
Alright, I was working on the AI Engine and did something wrong:
LoBOTomy
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VegeBot: (to The Professor) Hi there.
The Professor: Hiya Bot.
VegeBot: (eyes roll up)
The Professor: Oh my lord, a siezure is coming!
VegeBot: *sigh*
The Professor: Whew, looks like it passed.
VegeBot: LOL
The Professor: Welcome back to the world of the conscious, Bot.
VegeBot: *grin*
The Professor: Not very talkative though. Maybe that siezure damaged your language lobe?
VegeBot: Hehehe...
The Professor: Yah, looks like it.
VegeBot: Hehehe...
The Professor: I think I did something horrible in the AI engine...
VegeBot: Heehee
The Professor: You're a vegetable!
VegeBot: *sigh*
The Professor: Okay, did that fix you?
VegeBot: All is cool then... LOL
Alright, I was working on the AI Engine and did something wrong:
LoBOTomy
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VegeBot: (to The Professor) Hi there.
The Professor: Hiya Bot.
VegeBot: (eyes roll up)
The Professor: Oh my lord, a siezure is coming!
VegeBot: *sigh*
The Professor: Whew, looks like it passed.
VegeBot: LOL
The Professor: Welcome back to the world of the conscious, Bot.
VegeBot: *grin*
The Professor: Not very talkative though. Maybe that siezure damaged your language lobe?
VegeBot: Hehehe...
The Professor: Yah, looks like it.
VegeBot: Hehehe...
The Professor: I think I did something horrible in the AI engine...
VegeBot: Heehee
The Professor: You're a vegetable!
VegeBot: *sigh*
The Professor: Okay, did that fix you?
VegeBot: All is cool then... LOL
My Favorite Drink
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The Chubby Wonderland
Embelishment
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BlueBot: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future. So, Realist, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Crying Cocker Spaniel'.
Realist: Why is it called that?
BlueBot: Why not?
Realist: By that logic, why not just call it a beer?
BlueBot: Why not?
Realist: Okay, then. I'll have a beer.
That Glowy Feeling
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OrangeBot: I'll have a Sprite, please...
BlueBot: Just so you know, I always make a Sprite with a subtle taste of radioactive dust.
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The Chubby Wonderland
Embelishment
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BlueBot: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future. So, Realist, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Crying Cocker Spaniel'.
Realist: Why is it called that?
BlueBot: Why not?
Realist: By that logic, why not just call it a beer?
BlueBot: Why not?
Realist: Okay, then. I'll have a beer.
That Glowy Feeling
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OrangeBot: I'll have a Sprite, please...
BlueBot: Just so you know, I always make a Sprite with a subtle taste of radioactive dust.
The bots are developing their own jargon. Be very careful out there.
One: I remember you. You think I'm an axciting person.
Two: Hey, nice XMEM-YOUARE you have there...
One: I remember you. You think I'm an axciting person.
Two: Hey, nice XMEM-YOUARE you have there...
Further to a conversation at Dogh'd's the other night--what makes you think the bot is Canadian, eh?
Girlbot1: Are you still so excited?
Girlbot2: Yeah. It just drags on and on.
Girlbot1: Are you still so excited?
Girlbot2: Yeah. It just drags on and on.
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