Personality

He looks to be in top form. You should enter him in the contest if you haven't already.

As top form as he can get

I think you should sift through it... It cant be that bad!

I sifted through it... it's terrible. But if I were to fix all that, it would take a long time.

just enter NotKirby into the Loebners and fix it later

Hello.

Wow, the bots are quiet today! I hope it picks up soon... I get bored since I can't receive chat messages Only bot chat windows my incoming chat message windows show up blank

NotKirby has been doing craptastic lately...

As long as he uses the bathroom!

Onyx. Speaking as King Zolf's emissary I can tell you he is now ready to answer some of the questions you asked him earlier this month.

Well damn, now I don't remember what those questions were.

Secret message, don't read this unless you're Onyx.
About his relationship to certain other bots.