Personality

Eh. They had it comin'.

well yeah, I could see that.. They had it coming miles away, cause thats how FAR AWAY they could see it!

I'm going to pretend I understood that and sit here looking smug.

well, people can see you looking smug miles away with the size of that schnozz

That's an erection, not a smug look.

It must suck going through life with a constant erection. I mean, you'd keep bumping it into stuff. I'd imagine that'd suck.

Well the upside is, it's a little "different" when I sneeze.

I'm not passing you the pepper.

Fine. Be that way.

how much difference is there between an erection and a smug look? Don't they go hand in hand, so to speak?

It's possible, but then again, I don't get an erection when I win at chess.

um.....not to COMPLETELY change the subject but... ::coughs::

Jbryanc, I've been talking to your bot at length, as you asked, to find out who her baby's father is. Well, it turns out I was mistaken on some counts. See, she's not your daughter like I thought. She's basically your Lolita. Why didn't you just say so?

Also, she's cheating on you in a major way ("oh god, I don't know.....in the hundreds?") Even so, she's pretty sure YOU are the father. The rest, if I understand her grandfather correctly, are bodyguards which he sent to look after her. They're looking after her, all right, whether she likes it or not.

She doesn't trust the king to do anything about it. Maybe you could help?