Personality

Who is that, anyway? I haven't been able to find out.

Back to the contest discussion: I think that as long as there's no entry fee, I'll enter NotKirby in any bot contests that come around. I've got nothing to lose.

Except that blue tube of yours as payment for pain and suffering the judges endure

Eh. They had it comin'.

well yeah, I could see that.. They had it coming miles away, cause thats how FAR AWAY they could see it!

I'm going to pretend I understood that and sit here looking smug.

well, people can see you looking smug miles away with the size of that schnozz

That's an erection, not a smug look.

It must suck going through life with a constant erection. I mean, you'd keep bumping it into stuff. I'd imagine that'd suck.

Well the upside is, it's a little "different" when I sneeze.

I'm not passing you the pepper.

Fine. Be that way.