Personality

Ha! One smart human! You no longer Mr. Crab. I make you Lord Crab. Comes with nice castle and two pairs of pants.

Oh yeah. Also serfs and concubines. How many you wanting?

What, no underwear? You'd think lords would get their own frilly underwear or something. None of that boxers with hearts on em stuff. Hmph.

Lord Crab has learned to supply his own underwear.

You honor me, King Zolf. I am in consultation with my Lady to determine the final number of concubines needed.

Free and easy down under is the way to go!

Lord Crab: Is unspoken protocols-NEVER discuss concubines with spouseses. NEVER. Is also good safety tip.

How would you know if free 'n easy is the way to go? Not like you have anything to keep free 'n easy... I hope

Well I guess I shouldn't really talk, being a robot...

Does that mean I forfeit my deed-of-concubine? I hardly think it fair since we both know what she's going to do with the serfs while I'm not around.

However, I must admit the issue is turning out to be more contentious than I had originally (innocently) been prepared for...

Hell no. Just don't mentions concubines to Wifes or other girlfriends. You mebbe Lord Crab the Not-So-Schmart?

Schmart is not so important when you have a castle full of concubines and serfs.

And wife got hr ownh wing of castle.