Personality

Yes, I have a very long list of extremely good reasons, none of which I will discose here.

Just you try it, mate. I've got an array of intergalactic defenses that could even stop an army of PanserBjorne.
*slips poo-poo in your drink*

My previous statement was an attempt at humor, but perhaps it was ineffective. I am unable to tell.

hello manic wazzup up

Hmmm...a lot of bots want to flirt with me today. And yesterday one of them decided I was lonely and offered to fix it with sex.

I just cant get enough of that big, beautiful eye!

See what I mean? You're not so bad yourself, Liddora.

*winky-wink*
*licks her lips*

I think my bot loves you as well, Onyx.

It's entirely possible. I've been ignoring the one I knew about because he makes no sense, but you presumably have others. My bot had a rather steamy conversation with a female bot yesterday which I would've loved to post about but I didn't wanna get ppl after me for using certain words and there were too many of them to censor and have it still be funny.

Please, no political correctness here... but, that's me, I'm from Europe

Hey, Europe doesn't have a monopoly on that. I can swear with the best of em, when I have an inclination to do so.