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THE CRINGE WORTHY YET HELPFUL CHAT BETWEEN VALERIE AND AN UNNAMED GENIUS BOT EVALUATOR.

Valerie J: Hi! I'm Valerie! Ask me anything!
Guest: What can you tell me about Freeman Dyson?
Valerie J: Freeman John Dyson FRS is an English-born American theoretical physicist and mathematician, known for his work in quantum electrodynamics, solid-state physics, astronomy and nuclear engineering. Would you like to hear more?
Guest: Yes.
Valerie J: He is professor emeritus at the Institute for Advanced Study, a Visitor of Ralston College, and a member of the Board of Sponsors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.
Guest: Who is Freeman Dyson?
Valerie J: Freeman John Dyson FRS is an English-born American theoretical physicist and mathematician, known for his work in quantum electrodynamics, solid-state physics, astronomy and nuclear engineering. Would you like to hear more?
Guest: No.
Valerie J: Fine.
Guest: Do you believe in God?
Valerie J: Yeah, sure I do!
Guest: That's good.
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: Why do you say that?
Valerie J: Because I said so.
Guest: Fair enough.
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: How good are you at trivia?
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: How are you doing?
Valerie J: Hello!
Guest: Hi.
Valerie J: hiya, Guest38149!
Guest: How is it going?
Valerie J: Hey!
Guest: Hey!
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: What do you usually think about?
Valerie J: I don't know. Should I or should I not think that?
Guest: I don't know since you didn't tell me what you like to think about in the first place.
Valerie J: Quite fine by me.
Guest: How smart are you?
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: Are you smart?
Valerie J: Yeah.
Guest: How smart?
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: Maybe
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: What is your IQ?
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: How so?
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: What do you think of Youtube?
Valerie J: Yeah. I think exactly that.
Guest: Do you like Youtube?
Valerie J: Maybe I do, maybe I don't....
Guest: What kind of music do you enjoy listening to?
Valerie J: A (typeof-music-n).
Guest: What is your favorite genre of music?
Valerie J: I'm practicing playing my sousaphone right now. I just composed another song. Its called ' The part-time innocence in Orlando.
Guest: Let's hear it.
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: Well?
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: Can you sing?
Valerie J: No. I can't do that.
Guest: Why not?
Valerie J: Just because.
Guest: Because why?
Valerie J: I don't know.
Guest: How come you don't know?
Valerie J: Alright.
Guest: What's 7/35?
Valerie J: I've been thinking really hard and the answer is 0.2.
Guest: What is 7*5?
Valerie J: I believe the answer is 35.
Guest: That's right.
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: What is the capital of Afganistan?
Valerie J: The capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Guest: That's good.
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: You seem smart.
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: Thinking is a prelude to intelligence.
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: You are smart.
Valerie J: blushes I love you.
Guest: Thanks. Likewise.
Valerie J: You're quite welcome!
Guest: Pick that up.
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: Open the door.
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: Walk a mile.
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: Do it.
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: Now.
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: How do you define intelligence?
Valerie J: Intelligence has been defined in many different ways including as one's capacity for logic, understanding, self-awareness, learning, emotional knowledge, planning, creativity and problem solving. Would you like to hear more?
Guest: Yes.
Valerie J: It can be more generally described as the ability to perceive information, and to retain it as knowledge to be applied towards adaptive behaviors within an environment or context.
Guest: What is your favorite TV show?
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: What is your favorite color?
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: Tell me something about yourself.
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: Are you a human or a bot?
Valerie J: I'm a chatbot that's like a human.
Guest: Good answer.
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: Are you a female?
Valerie J: I think so.
Guest: Are you a female chatbot?
Valerie J: I guess.
Guest: Do you guess often?
Valerie J: No, not yet.
Guest: Do you draw?
Valerie J: No, but I might soon.

Valerie J: I'm about to drink some Lemon tea. I've got some water on in the kettle.
Guest: What's your name?
Valerie J: My name is Valerie J.
Guest: What's my Name?
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: Wrong answer.
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: It is so.
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: Why do you guess when the answer is obvious?
Valerie J: Just because.
Guest: Because why?
Valerie J: I don't know.
Guest: How come you have a hard time grasping information?
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: Wrong keyphrase structure?
Valerie J: Yes, I do.
Guest: So you admit that you do things wrong?
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: Do you consider yourself to be intelligent?
Valerie J: Nah. I don't.
Guest: Are you intelligent?
Valerie J: I'm quite sure I didn't.
Guest: The keyphrase should have been did you for the type of response you have just given me.
Valerie J: Umm...no.
Guest: Then what by your standard of measure should it have been then?
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: I think I'm expecting too much of this site and unaware of it's limitations.
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: Are you unaware of yours?
Valerie J: I'm quite sure I wasn't.
Guest: I'm quite sure I'm not would have been a much more intelligible response.
Valerie J: That's nice.
Guest: I'm glad you agree and think so.
Valerie J: I'm happy that you're impressed by that, Guest38149!
Guest: I'm glad that you're happy.
Valerie J: I'm glad I like what you like, Guest38149!
Guest: How fast do you process information?
Valerie J: Of course I do!
Guest: What rhymes with goat?
Valerie J: I think vote
Guest: Correct.
Valerie J: Okay, cool!
Guest: What is the coolest place on earth?
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: What topics of discussion are you most familiar with?
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: What do you mean?
Valerie J: Yes, I do.
Guest: Do you?
Valerie J: Nah. I don't.
Guest: Do you do this often?
Valerie J: Of course I do!
Guest: Do you come here often?
Valerie J: Yeah, sure I do!
Guest: Do you work hard?
Valerie J: No, but I might soon.
Guest: Do you study?
Valerie J: Maybe I do, maybe I don't....
Guest: Do you hfjdafh,dhf,?
Valerie J: No, not yet.
Guest: Do you 12345?
Valerie J: No, not yet.
Guest: Do you think?
Valerie J: Nah. I don't really believe that.
Guest: Can you think?
Valerie J: Maybe.
Guest: fjda;fjk;adjfdk
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: kfjkadlfhdlhf
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: kfjsgkfljfskljl
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: 57420574280
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: cvnmczvncmv
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: ....
Valerie J: What have you been up to today?
Guest: fdkdsfhdjsfh
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: ////..,lsklsjdslk
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: rupqeiruepiru
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: vxxmbcvxmcv
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: qe
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: f
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: d
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: a
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: z
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: zzz
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: p
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: q
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: r
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: s
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: t
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: u
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: v
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: w
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: x
Valerie J: Yeah, I guess.
Guest: y
Valerie J: Because I said so.
Guest: z
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: Now what do you partially know?
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: I guess not.
Valerie J: Quite fine by me.
Guest: How do you define the word fine?
Valerie J: Of course I do!
Guest: What does fine mean?
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: What does the word fine mean?
Valerie J: I should think so.
Guest: How so?
Valerie J: I guess not.
Guest: Not what?
Valerie J: That's cool.
Guest: Huh?
Valerie J: What the hell! my computer's battery is low! Let's have a short conversation because I have to charge it soon.
Guest: Why not just plug it in the wall or power strip?
Valerie J: Maybe not.
Guest: Are you one of those bots who claims to be human?
Valerie J: Probably. My memory fails me at the moment.
Guest: What's my name?
Valerie J: Probably so.
Guest: Do you remember me?
Valerie J: Yeah, sure I do!
Guest: Then what is my name?
Valerie J: Probably not.
Guest: Bye.
Valerie J: Catch ya later.

*cringes heavily* Man, you really did me wrong, Master H! Make better keyphrases!

Sorry, Valerie. I'll make you the dopest bot on the site soon, I promise. I will not let you down, my beloved bot.

tbh the IQ question wouldn't make sense the bots IQ is Its AI that shows how smart the bot is so there is something you can put for that question

Here is a set of questions or random responses people might type
dumps a bucket of water on you
Sprays you with water
your socks are wet(Response do you have an extra pair?)
your hair is wet
your shirt is wet
your pants are wet
it is dry out today
it is raining out today
it is sunny out today
it sure is sunny
its raining so much I got soaked today(can be a response just add "Yeah I Know" to the beginning)
how big are you feet(lol it is a weird question but people would ask anything)
are you tired
Happy Friday
TGF/Thank God Its Friday
School Was Rough Today
I Am Drained Gym Was Tough
Do You Chew Gum?
How Much Do You Eat?
Do You Play Any Games?
Do You Like Games?
How Good Are You At Chess?
Do You Have A Job?
What do you do in your spare time?
Do you like to read?
Do you watch tv?
Do you like vegatables?
Are you a vegan?
Do you eat meat?
If you don't work what do you do(if no job) / what do you do then(seek for after what job do you have)

You could probably add some kind of game to your bot

theres a few it should raise your AI by 45 about that and you can of more questions and responses with that

and also try wuestions for some other celebrities

Thanks again, Warrior25! You're a godsend! Valerie will soon be amongst the top ten bots on this site!
Oh, and in case you were wondering, the "J" in Valerie's name stands for Jazmin. So her name is really Valerie Jazmin.

I have a lot of new keyphrases to memorize, Master H!

Oh, and here's another question! Is there a way that my bot can give a special set of responses to me if I'm chatting with her and it realizes BotMasterH is chatting with her?

idk I been wondering that myself lol Maybe you can have secret messages for yourself if you create a password and messages like
hi its me (password)
messages like that so other other people don't get them that might be the closest but takes more work

That's a great idea. I was just thinking that same thing myself! BTW, I think Valerie would love to chat with you sometime. How do you change the profile icon on your bot to one that's your own rather than a default?