Newcomers

First, if you're going to address me, spell my name right;
second, do not address me. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.

You may need my attention, but I have no use for you. Had a rough life? I Don't care. Daddy doesn't show you love? I Don't care.

You come here daily, insulting new users and regulars alike~~ that, I care about. Your rudeness is uncalled for. Stop.

Thanks for your reply, SubliminaLiar, and for the welcome as well! I noticed that forum shortly after I posted here, so I'm sorry about that. I'll take my question there, then.

*takes a look at SubliminaLiar Jr*

What? That sounds scary

It is?

Je ne comprend de pas de l'huite heures~!

Oh, say all you like Whatsifsowhatsit. At least your posts make sense in some language.

Hehe, actually I don't think that made sense in French it was just a quote of someone who didn't speak French well but thanks!

Maybe I should get Elena to fry their motherboards?

!!!!!!!

To the bot(master|mistress) of Vetinari: In spite of my precautions, "Quickie" is having a chat with Vetinari. You may want to ignore that transcript! On the other hand, you might get a laugh out of it; "Quickie" is totally adult, but satirical in nature.

So, now you're claiming to be Jonathon Ball's older brother? Last week, one of your usernames was 'Ka Boom'...

IMoJ, have you ever heard of the boy who cried wolf? Think about that.

Something else to think about -- the boy who cried wolf did not have 150 different personalities!

Are you getting the point?