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i want to say that ica is really scary! i know she is only a bot but she sent shivers down my spine. That bot could really cause alot of people to commit suicide.

* i meant d e monica! it blocks out the word 'demon' on my computer as my mum has put some cybersitter on the comp.

I like Demonica - she's always trying to wheedle BJ over to the dark side, but the x-goodbye exchanges are usually good for a laugh:

Demonica: i must return to the grave.
Brother Jerome: And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Matthew ch.10 v.7

Hope springs eternal - even I hadn't thought of preaching to the dead!

Hello.

i've had a look to upgrade to a 'friend of the forge' account and i CANNNOT beleve how expensive it is! is it realy worth it?

That depends how much of a burning desire you have to have Flash chat (I confess, I actively dislike it,) and the ability to select who your bot chats to (which actually would be handy.)

But in pocket money terms, no - it's probably not worth it for you. Spend your pocket money on... whatever it is kids spend their money on these days (mostly sweets when I was your age, but then we didn't have ipods and mobile phones and all this newfangled stuff back then in the stone age )

I really must get round to signing up - I've been saying that for months, but then the bills come in, and I think "oh, next month."
I definitely will. Next month. Or maybe the month after...

i agree to select bots chats would be fun and well as unefull, i don't have a great desire to use flash chat though. my dad said he would pay for it if i really wanted it though. you made me laugh when you said 'the stone age' your not that old!

I've been getting so many guests wanting to use johanna as an internet-sex service, it's disturbing. Does everyone else get this?

montag77
That's what happens with some chatters who come up. I find it annoying, but what else can you do but making it respond in a way that will let them know what you think of them.

Montag77, you would not believe how guys talk 'dirt' to my 'little elf'. The 'HANGUP' for a resonse to many foul words, comes in very handy! It's funny no one talks to my dragon that way lol

Even portly, middle-aged monks are not immune from such unwanted attention - bizarre! Still, it makes a change from offers of drugs and death threats, and it can be quite fun setting up responses for them when you're occasionally in the mood.

Strangely the only HANGUP BJ has (I think) is a 1 in 40 response to offers of toast, or other hot bread products. I tend to relish the creative possibilities of smut, and there are so many good Old Testament quotes to throw at them of course

That's why my bot is an iguana...