Newcomers

Replace the "I was just born and cant speak well yet" and every other x-response with something else. That's the first thing needed on every new bot.

I'm new but I have already made two bots with key phrases.

were is the Storytellerbutton in speaking skills?

Go to 'bot settings'

thanx

Brisbane: the new Leeds?

Uh, yep, I think I mentioned that last time they were here (a few weeks ago) Their even worse because they insult AND can SPELL. They are a new advanced species of them.

they can spell? Excellent! At least we should be spared the annoyance of losing some of our best retorts because the morons fail to trigger the keyphrases (I mean, how many ways are there to spell "f*** you"? At least a dozen in leeds it seems.)

They do not stick to consistent spelling, or they add numbers in place of letters. Someone should make a 'leeds dictionary' so they all to go by the same spelling mistakes. 'Hooked on Leedonics'

indeed, the amount of (fuk|fuc|fck|fcuk|fukc|fok|fk)(you|yuo|yu|u|yo|yoo)-type malarkey with the keyphrases that seems to be required for communicating in Leedsish is rather depressing.
But perhaps Brisbanish will be an easier dialect to master...

Uh, yep, that about sums it up. Too bad theres not a way for bots to pick up on someone who is from leeds based on their spelling. They could just convert over to leedonics and all our problems would be solved.

Well, Brother Jerome seems quite able to spot them, though I haven't gone so far as to store it in memory. They're mostly guests anyway, so their Guestxx number changes if they do come back and the memories are unusable.
you can always regex combinations like ([bcdfghjklmnpqrvwxz0123456789]+) (note no vowels) to catch l33t-speak, and of course anyone who tells you to "fcuk off" (and most who "asl?" for that matter) is obviously from Leeds.