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Thanks to everyone who's taken the time to speak to my bot Twinky2100, I think I'm starting to get that hang of it now and she's having proper conversations, I'll dig out some good ones and put them on the quote forum.

PS If anyone doesn't want me to make public all the discusting secrets you told Twink, send me a fiver in the post, I'll email you the address LOL Katie xx

I did that too, Laydee. My goodness, but that is the longest one I've got...and the worst sounding.

OK, Thanks for the help. I made a big long list of dirty words. It was kind of fun. Anyway, now Spikebot thinks thinks "beer" is an insult and I checked for typos (beer is not on the naugty list)
see:

Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me.
Bev: so beer then?
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
Bev: beer?
Spikebot: *Punches Bev*.. And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.

Recovered alcoholics are the worst kind. lol

Oh, didn't you hear? Beer Bad.

Hi imkind of new at this I was workin onmy bot and wanted to knew how to make a bot to recognize a knock knock joke

guillox, what stage of the joke is giving you trouble?

I cant make my bot repeat what the user say after "whos there" n i cant make it laugh

Aqui esta como yo lo hago...

xnone
Knock, knock
+ who's there [0]
Figs!
+ figs who [0]
Fix the doorbell, it's broken!
+ xnomatch [0]
HAHAHHAAHA
Si tienes mas preguntas, me puedes preguntar.

Make a seek after your reply ("who's there?") like this:

Knock knock [5,0]
Who is there?
+ (*)
(key1) who?
+ xnomatch
Hey, that's a good one.

(edited by The Professor)

Doulos, "who's there" won't work as a seek, will it? Don't you have to say "who is there"?

isacc is right, you have to disect the contraction.