Bot Contest

As stupid as my bot still is, I think she's doing better than the "leading brand." Oraknabo's getting damn good too.

Oh hell, I think even MY bot is better than Alice, if you ignore the screwed up parsing that sometimes happens, which isn't my fault anyway.

Yes, it is better than Alice. Lots of bots here are better than Alice.

Stevie Wonder here is!

Awwh puhhlease!

Quiet, you!

I refuse to have a battle of the wits with someone who is unarmed!

I just added about 80 more responses in the last half hour. Sometimes I hate being inspired.

I wish I were inspired. Can you give me some inspiration?

Onyx, here's some constructive criticism: I think the main problem with your bot(or one of them) is that she uses subj quite often, and subj is just too limited a plugin to use in the circumstances you put it in.

I rarely use the subj plugin because of two reasons:
1. It's limited.
2. You have to have words on both sides of the asterisk. There are many cases when I would like to use it like that, but I can't.

I've changed some of the most common instances of faulty (subj)'s lately. And I took out a lot of the total crap that was in why, and made her more likely to actually say what a word means if asked. Problem is, she's just so damn BIG now that I think of things to fix and then forget where they were, and (subj) is just too damn common to bother doing a search for.

It is possible to use subject with only one word. It will take a part of the sentence after that word, see the book of a.i. It is risky, but can have nice effects