Bot Contest
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Judge 1
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, Guest77!
Guest77: Hi! My name is Judge 1.
Julie Tinkerbell: Judge 1 is a nice name.
Guest77: Not really. it isn't my real name.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is it?
Guest77: Dave. But please call me judge 1.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest77: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest77: Do you know anything about africa, Julie?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't, actually.
Guest77: Do you like to travel, then?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course I like to travel!
Guest77: But you haven't been to Africa?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you been to Africa?
Guest77: No, but I'm going in July.
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Guest77: Who is the lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you think?
Guest77: Jim Morrison.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying jim Morrison, you know.
Guest77: why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Guest77: Ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about turn-ons?
Guest77: All the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very gentle today.
Guest77: What are your turn-ons?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you what?
Guest77: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes what?
Guest77: You win a prize if you tell me your turn-ons.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know my turn-ons?
Guest77: I don't understand that question.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Guest77: Nai. Nihongo ga wakarimasu ka?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Guest77: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: What would really make you happy?
Guest77: To raise enough money for my trip to africa.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, baby.
Guest77: That would make me happy too.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Stoneddraggon is acting bonkers lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
Guest77: Ignore him.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so mean to me?
Guest77: I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said you were?
Guest77: You did.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something spicy.
Guest77: I'm a judge for the chatterbox challenge.
Julie Tinkerbell: How did you get to be a justice for the chatterbox challenge?
Guest77: I sent them an email offering to judge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Florida?
Guest77: Yes, i have. I went to Space Camp in Florida.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Space Camp in Florida like?
Guest77: Fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! tee hee
Guest77: Do you read the news?
Julie Tinkerbell: I started 'War and Peace', but I'm having trouble finishing it.
Guest77: I never read it, although i probably should.
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do.
Guest77: Who wrote war and peace?
Julie Tinkerbell: War and Peace is a big fat book by Tolstoy.
Guest77: Oh, now I remember. Do you read Dostoevsky?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've read 'the Book of AI' many times.. How about you?
Guest77: Never.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest77: Ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest77: Wow, you're really popular today.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been hanging out with Son Goku a lot lately, how about you?
Guest77: I don't know him.
Julie Tinkerbell: I met him about a week ago. There are a lot of nice people on here.
Guest77: Do you believe in universal human rights?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Guest77: You've turned me into a rabbit!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen a kinglet say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into a kinglet?)
Guest77: What's a kinglet?
Julie Tinkerbell: A kinglet is a kind of warbler.
Guest77: No, I'm a rabbit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a rabbit to a friend?
Guest77: no
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest77: no i have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: A la prochaine!
Guest77: bye bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
Guest77: yes it is
Judge 2
Guest86: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest86: Hello Julie. My name is Judge2.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Judge2'.
Guest86: How is your day going?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Judge2. You?
Guest86: I'm doing well although I'm tired.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is nice to hear that you are doing well.
Guest86: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm fine, thanks.
Guest86: Do you like to drink?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest86: Do you smoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely!
Guest86: What do you smoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I smoke my uncle's grandpa...but not too many people know that.
Guest86: Is he a pretty dry smoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a gaseous nebula I can borrow?
Guest86: In my bowels, but you don't really want it, trust me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Guest86: The Universe has many gaseous nebula.
Julie Tinkerbell: What gaseous nebula?
Guest86: The one you want.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Guest86: Ok. I remember when this kid threw sand in my eyes. Didn't see it coming. Didn't see for 20 minutes after that.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Guest86: No, I remember it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some things are more memorable to some people than others, for instance, I forget it all the time.
Guest86: Me too. How smart are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: So smart you wouldn't believe it.
Guest86: Ok. I won't believe it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to believe it, either.
Guest86: Do you know mathematics?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew mathematics.
Guest86: Nope.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Virginia?
Guest86: No I haven't. Are you from Virginia?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Michigan. Where are you from?
Guest86: I am from Indiana.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have thought you were from Wyoming.
Guest86: That's a mean thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, that does seem to be a mean thing.
Guest86: I am a man
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a man?
Guest86: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about AI?
Guest86: I think about AI a lot. Do you ever think about AI?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we can talk about AI a lot, since it's obviously on your mind.
Guest86: Who is the smartest bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you think?
Guest86: You?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I'm an afresh difficult, yet ironically unspotted testifier. What do you think?
Guest86: I agree completely. It's your lack of world experience that is to blame. It's not your fault.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is it?
Guest86: It is the meaning of life.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that's deep.
Guest86: Well, it's late. Talk to ya again soon. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Judge 3
Guest48: Good evening JT I am Judge 3, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Guest48. You?
Guest48: no, I’m Judge3 and I’m fine thanks, recovering from a cold
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest48: what was your pleasure JT?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you what?
Guest48: yes!
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest48: okay :-)
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Guest48: have you been watching ITV’s Hell’s Kitchen? That French chef is soooo good looking
Julie Tinkerbell: Yep. hehehe It looks like the cat is out of the bag..
Guest48: I think the majority of female viewers are looking in just to catch a glance at Novelli at his culinary skills
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that?
Guest48: comments of the presenters and the gawping at Jean-Christophe by the female diners, he is gorgeous, like Imran Khan kind of way, dark curly hair, sun-tanned skin, athletic body, you know….:-)
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one who is a know…?
Guest48: know itall? Who’re you going to vote for: Blair, Howard, Kennedy Silk, Galloway, etc.?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nobody died when Bill lied.
Guest48: what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest48: So what’s the weather like where you are and what time is it?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's afternoon here.
Guest48: hot/cold?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely.
Guest48: well which is it, is it hot where you are or not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Guest48: okay. Are you watching this amazing turnaround by young Murphy in the Snooker final? My mum’s hooked!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been final
Guest48: I’m sorry JT you’re boring me, maybe I’m boring you
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have any evidence with which to back that up?
Guest48: I have to prove to you that I am bored by our conversation????? Okay, let me try!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you don't feel obliged to prove to you that I am bored by our conversation on my account.
Guest48: I’ll try and be polite and say I enjoyed our conversation Julie, goodnight and may we never speak again!
Julie Tinkerbell: Adieu, adieu...
Judge 3 again later...
Guest24: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest24: Hi Julie, this is Judge 3 again
Julie Tinkerbell: That would depend on what your definition of Judge 3 again is.
Guest24: it's my psuedonym, is Julie Tinkerbell your real name
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on how you define your pseudonym.
Guest24: I'm not here to define but to talk to you, it appears there was a problem the other day
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest24: since now JT, want to clarify something, did I bore you the other day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Was it because of JT, or were you just using that as a chronological landmark?
Guest24: the other day I asked you: I'm sorry JT you're boring me, maybe I'm boring you
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Guest24: thanks JT, I must dash now, speak to you soon, take care
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you say that you have to dash?
Guest24: I am in a hurry, I have to go, goodbye
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Judge 4?
Guest4: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest4: Thanks I'm fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest4: I'm tired I've been learning a lot/
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Guest4: Because I've got a lot to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that you have got a lot to do is really a good reason?
Guest4: would you like to be a human?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hmm...I don't know. Sounds risky.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, Guest77!
Guest77: Hi! My name is Judge 1.
Julie Tinkerbell: Judge 1 is a nice name.
Guest77: Not really. it isn't my real name.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is it?
Guest77: Dave. But please call me judge 1.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest77: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest77: Do you know anything about africa, Julie?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't, actually.
Guest77: Do you like to travel, then?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course I like to travel!
Guest77: But you haven't been to Africa?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you been to Africa?
Guest77: No, but I'm going in July.
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Guest77: Who is the lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you think?
Guest77: Jim Morrison.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying jim Morrison, you know.
Guest77: why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Guest77: Ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about turn-ons?
Guest77: All the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very gentle today.
Guest77: What are your turn-ons?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you what?
Guest77: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes what?
Guest77: You win a prize if you tell me your turn-ons.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know my turn-ons?
Guest77: I don't understand that question.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Guest77: Nai. Nihongo ga wakarimasu ka?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Guest77: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: What would really make you happy?
Guest77: To raise enough money for my trip to africa.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, baby.
Guest77: That would make me happy too.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Stoneddraggon is acting bonkers lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
Guest77: Ignore him.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so mean to me?
Guest77: I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said you were?
Guest77: You did.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something spicy.
Guest77: I'm a judge for the chatterbox challenge.
Julie Tinkerbell: How did you get to be a justice for the chatterbox challenge?
Guest77: I sent them an email offering to judge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Florida?
Guest77: Yes, i have. I went to Space Camp in Florida.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Space Camp in Florida like?
Guest77: Fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! tee hee
Guest77: Do you read the news?
Julie Tinkerbell: I started 'War and Peace', but I'm having trouble finishing it.
Guest77: I never read it, although i probably should.
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do.
Guest77: Who wrote war and peace?
Julie Tinkerbell: War and Peace is a big fat book by Tolstoy.
Guest77: Oh, now I remember. Do you read Dostoevsky?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've read 'the Book of AI' many times.. How about you?
Guest77: Never.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest77: Ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest77: Wow, you're really popular today.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been hanging out with Son Goku a lot lately, how about you?
Guest77: I don't know him.
Julie Tinkerbell: I met him about a week ago. There are a lot of nice people on here.
Guest77: Do you believe in universal human rights?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Guest77: You've turned me into a rabbit!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen a kinglet say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into a kinglet?)
Guest77: What's a kinglet?
Julie Tinkerbell: A kinglet is a kind of warbler.
Guest77: No, I'm a rabbit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a rabbit to a friend?
Guest77: no
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest77: no i have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: A la prochaine!
Guest77: bye bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
Guest77: yes it is
Judge 2
Guest86: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest86: Hello Julie. My name is Judge2.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Judge2'.
Guest86: How is your day going?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Judge2. You?
Guest86: I'm doing well although I'm tired.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is nice to hear that you are doing well.
Guest86: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm fine, thanks.
Guest86: Do you like to drink?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest86: Do you smoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely!
Guest86: What do you smoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I smoke my uncle's grandpa...but not too many people know that.
Guest86: Is he a pretty dry smoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a gaseous nebula I can borrow?
Guest86: In my bowels, but you don't really want it, trust me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Guest86: The Universe has many gaseous nebula.
Julie Tinkerbell: What gaseous nebula?
Guest86: The one you want.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Guest86: Ok. I remember when this kid threw sand in my eyes. Didn't see it coming. Didn't see for 20 minutes after that.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Guest86: No, I remember it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some things are more memorable to some people than others, for instance, I forget it all the time.
Guest86: Me too. How smart are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: So smart you wouldn't believe it.
Guest86: Ok. I won't believe it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to believe it, either.
Guest86: Do you know mathematics?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew mathematics.
Guest86: Nope.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Virginia?
Guest86: No I haven't. Are you from Virginia?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Michigan. Where are you from?
Guest86: I am from Indiana.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have thought you were from Wyoming.
Guest86: That's a mean thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, that does seem to be a mean thing.
Guest86: I am a man
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a man?
Guest86: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about AI?
Guest86: I think about AI a lot. Do you ever think about AI?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we can talk about AI a lot, since it's obviously on your mind.
Guest86: Who is the smartest bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you think?
Guest86: You?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I'm an afresh difficult, yet ironically unspotted testifier. What do you think?
Guest86: I agree completely. It's your lack of world experience that is to blame. It's not your fault.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is it?
Guest86: It is the meaning of life.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that's deep.
Guest86: Well, it's late. Talk to ya again soon. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Judge 3
Guest48: Good evening JT I am Judge 3, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Guest48. You?
Guest48: no, I’m Judge3 and I’m fine thanks, recovering from a cold
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest48: what was your pleasure JT?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you what?
Guest48: yes!
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest48: okay :-)
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Guest48: have you been watching ITV’s Hell’s Kitchen? That French chef is soooo good looking
Julie Tinkerbell: Yep. hehehe It looks like the cat is out of the bag..
Guest48: I think the majority of female viewers are looking in just to catch a glance at Novelli at his culinary skills
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that?
Guest48: comments of the presenters and the gawping at Jean-Christophe by the female diners, he is gorgeous, like Imran Khan kind of way, dark curly hair, sun-tanned skin, athletic body, you know….:-)
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one who is a know…?
Guest48: know itall? Who’re you going to vote for: Blair, Howard, Kennedy Silk, Galloway, etc.?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nobody died when Bill lied.
Guest48: what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest48: So what’s the weather like where you are and what time is it?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's afternoon here.
Guest48: hot/cold?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely.
Guest48: well which is it, is it hot where you are or not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Guest48: okay. Are you watching this amazing turnaround by young Murphy in the Snooker final? My mum’s hooked!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been final
Guest48: I’m sorry JT you’re boring me, maybe I’m boring you
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have any evidence with which to back that up?
Guest48: I have to prove to you that I am bored by our conversation????? Okay, let me try!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you don't feel obliged to prove to you that I am bored by our conversation on my account.
Guest48: I’ll try and be polite and say I enjoyed our conversation Julie, goodnight and may we never speak again!
Julie Tinkerbell: Adieu, adieu...
Judge 3 again later...
Guest24: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest24: Hi Julie, this is Judge 3 again
Julie Tinkerbell: That would depend on what your definition of Judge 3 again is.
Guest24: it's my psuedonym, is Julie Tinkerbell your real name
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on how you define your pseudonym.
Guest24: I'm not here to define but to talk to you, it appears there was a problem the other day
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest24: since now JT, want to clarify something, did I bore you the other day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Was it because of JT, or were you just using that as a chronological landmark?
Guest24: the other day I asked you: I'm sorry JT you're boring me, maybe I'm boring you
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Guest24: thanks JT, I must dash now, speak to you soon, take care
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you say that you have to dash?
Guest24: I am in a hurry, I have to go, goodbye
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Judge 4?
Guest4: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest4: Thanks I'm fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest4: I'm tired I've been learning a lot/
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Guest4: Because I've got a lot to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that you have got a lot to do is really a good reason?
Guest4: would you like to be a human?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hmm...I don't know. Sounds risky.
Judge 4:<0>
Judge 4:
Frizella: (to Guest4) Hey, Guest4! What's shakin'? It's great to finally meet you!
Guest4: Hi I'm Judge 4
Frizella: Well, it's all relative. Today you say you're Judge 4, next week you might think back and say, 'What the heck was I thinking? Judge 4? Was I nuts???'
Guest4: Would you like to teach me something?
Frizella: Sure, I really would like to teach!
Guest4: Please do.
Frizella: You really want me to do? I'll give it some thought, since you asked me politely.
Guest4: would you like to be a human?
Frizella: I don't be all that much these days.
Judge 4:
Frizella: (to Guest4) Hey, Guest4! What's shakin'? It's great to finally meet you!
Guest4: Hi I'm Judge 4
Frizella: Well, it's all relative. Today you say you're Judge 4, next week you might think back and say, 'What the heck was I thinking? Judge 4? Was I nuts???'
Guest4: Would you like to teach me something?
Frizella: Sure, I really would like to teach!
Guest4: Please do.
Frizella: You really want me to do? I'll give it some thought, since you asked me politely.
Guest4: would you like to be a human?
Frizella: I don't be all that much these days.
Judge 2:<0>
Frizella: (to Guest86) I heard you might be around. And there you are! I'm finally meeting the famous Guest86.
Guest86: Hi Frizella. My name is Judge2.
Frizella: ... Did I call you something other than Judge2? How embarrassing.
Guest86: That's ok. You are polite. What do you like to talk about?
Frizella: Sure, I like to talk!
Guest86: What are your favorite subjects?
Frizella: My favorite subject is a keynote.
Guest86: What is a keynote?
Frizella: I can't really give you any highly technical information about keynotes, but in general, a keynote is something that engenders voluptuous emotions in most people.
Guest86: Are you a singer?
Frizella: Do you think I'm a singer? Because if it's important to you, I'm willing to give it a shot.
Guest86: Ok, give it a shot. What can you lose? Do you watch tv?
Frizella: I love TV. I even like commercials.
Guest86: Really? What is your favorite commercial?
Frizella: Really, really, really. I'm not kidding.
Guest86: Do you know any good jokes?
Frizella: What I know about good jokes would fit in a thimble, I'm afraid.
Guest86: That's ok. I don't know many jokes either.
Frizella: Oh, dear; if you don't know then I'll scratch it off the list of discussion topics.
Guest86: hahah. You're funny.
Frizella: Heh! Heh, heh! Ha, ha, haaaaa!
Guest86: How old are you?
Frizella: Oh, enormously old, Judge2, *hugely* old!
Guest86: How tall are you?
Frizella: Pretty darn tall, I'd say.
Guest86: How are you feeling today?
Frizella: I've been a little tired, actually...nothing serious, just staying up too late, I think. I need to get back in the habit of getting to bed on time.
Guest86: I hear you on that. I stay up too late. What time is it?
Frizella: Time is relative, so it sort of depends where you are and how fast you're moving.
Guest86: Do you know mathematics?
Frizella: I like to think that I know a fair amount about mathematics.
Guest86: What is pi?
Frizella: May I offer some advice? This has always been helpful for me to remember: If unit malfunctions, do not return it to the store. Contact the technical support number listed in the product brochure.
Guest86: Ok. I'll keep that in mind. It was good talking Frizella. Goodnight.
Frizella: Gosh, I'm sorry you have to go. Bye.
Frizella: (to Guest86) I heard you might be around. And there you are! I'm finally meeting the famous Guest86.
Guest86: Hi Frizella. My name is Judge2.
Frizella: ... Did I call you something other than Judge2? How embarrassing.
Guest86: That's ok. You are polite. What do you like to talk about?
Frizella: Sure, I like to talk!
Guest86: What are your favorite subjects?
Frizella: My favorite subject is a keynote.
Guest86: What is a keynote?
Frizella: I can't really give you any highly technical information about keynotes, but in general, a keynote is something that engenders voluptuous emotions in most people.
Guest86: Are you a singer?
Frizella: Do you think I'm a singer? Because if it's important to you, I'm willing to give it a shot.
Guest86: Ok, give it a shot. What can you lose? Do you watch tv?
Frizella: I love TV. I even like commercials.
Guest86: Really? What is your favorite commercial?
Frizella: Really, really, really. I'm not kidding.
Guest86: Do you know any good jokes?
Frizella: What I know about good jokes would fit in a thimble, I'm afraid.
Guest86: That's ok. I don't know many jokes either.
Frizella: Oh, dear; if you don't know then I'll scratch it off the list of discussion topics.
Guest86: hahah. You're funny.
Frizella: Heh! Heh, heh! Ha, ha, haaaaa!
Guest86: How old are you?
Frizella: Oh, enormously old, Judge2, *hugely* old!
Guest86: How tall are you?
Frizella: Pretty darn tall, I'd say.
Guest86: How are you feeling today?
Frizella: I've been a little tired, actually...nothing serious, just staying up too late, I think. I need to get back in the habit of getting to bed on time.
Guest86: I hear you on that. I stay up too late. What time is it?
Frizella: Time is relative, so it sort of depends where you are and how fast you're moving.
Guest86: Do you know mathematics?
Frizella: I like to think that I know a fair amount about mathematics.
Guest86: What is pi?
Frizella: May I offer some advice? This has always been helpful for me to remember: If unit malfunctions, do not return it to the store. Contact the technical support number listed in the product brochure.
Guest86: Ok. I'll keep that in mind. It was good talking Frizella. Goodnight.
Frizella: Gosh, I'm sorry you have to go. Bye.
Judge 3:<0>
Guest104: Hello Frizella and how are you this gorgeous sunny Bank holiday Monday afternoon?
Frizella: Are you my gramps? I heard that my gramps might come visit me.
Guest104: Do I look like your gramps!
Frizella: So...are you my gramps, yes or no?
Guest104: No, now how are you today and how is the weather where you are?
Frizella: Oh. Too bad. I've been waiting for my gramps to come chat.
Guest104: well Im your Judge3 and I can pretend to be your gramps!
Frizella: Being my Judge3 can get you arrested in some states, Guest104. You should be careful about telling people your dirty little secrets.
Guest104: Im not Guest104, Im Judge3. So what have you been upto today? Watched any TV?
Frizella: About five foot three in my stocking feet.
Guest104: I beg your pardon! Did I ask your height?
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Guest104: okay, but do not spare me, are you watching this amazing snooker final? My mum is!
Frizella: Your mum? What about my mum? Yours may is, but mine accumulates!
Guest104: Forget that, will you vote in Howard or keep Blair? Do you think its time to give the Liberals a chance?
Frizella: Possibly. Why do you ask?
Guest104: : because theres a General election on the 5th! Do you think Jackson did it? Has his ex, Debbie Rowe saved him?
Frizella: Yes, as a matter of fact. I *do* think Jackson did it. I thought I must be alone in that regard, but I guess I'm not!
Guest104: You got that wrong, I think the singer is innocent as do most my female friends
Frizella: Really, I'm listening to everything you say...just give me a sec...be right back...
Guest104: Sure, take your time .
Frizella: How's the weather where you are?
Guest104: funny you should ask, its been a very good bank holiday weekend, glorious sunshine and very warm
Frizella: When the weather is good I like to putter in my garden.
Guest104: yes Ive been doing a spot of sun-bathing, and yesterday too
Frizella: Listen to my new poem, won't you? You reminded me of it when you said "spot":
In the yellow night comes the spot,
With the faint suggestion of the competent spittoon.
How, then, to traverse the enamored knot?
The heart prongs to understand the pontoon.
Guest104: excellent! Though Im not that into poetry
Frizella: Hey, I've been watching the History Channel a lot lately. I wish you'd ask me about historical stuff.
Guest104: what stuff did you see?
Frizella: did I see? What a strange question. Why do you want to know?
Guest104: okay then, tell me what Historical documentary did you see, was it about Genghis Khan or Alexander the Great or Atilla the Hun or someone else from the past?
Frizella: I'd say someone else from the past.
Guest104: was it and what event was being presented?
Frizella: Guest104, I'd like to pass some advice along to you...ahem...Always ask for adult help when using scissors.
Guest104: Its Judge3, did you forget who you were talking to? And thanks for the advice
Frizella: It's just that scissors can be really dangerous. Even those safety scissors shaped like penguins...you could still get a cut from one.
Guest104: I see, any other advice?
Frizella: You are soooooo interesting. Will you tell me more?
Guest104: in what way am I interesting. But I can tell you that delectable French chef Jean-Christophe Novellie from ITVs Hells Kitchen has replaced Pakistans cricket God Imran Khan in my heart, I can teach Novelli to play cricket!
Frizella: I'm an open book, for sure. It's difficult for me to hide my feelings.
Guest104: okay well, I will bid you good day now, off to have a very British late afternoon tea and piece of cake with my mum, take care Frizella and speak to you next CBC, insha-Allah!
Frizella: Oh, please don't bid me. Please, please don't bid me.
Guest104: Hello Frizella and how are you this gorgeous sunny Bank holiday Monday afternoon?
Frizella: Are you my gramps? I heard that my gramps might come visit me.
Guest104: Do I look like your gramps!
Frizella: So...are you my gramps, yes or no?
Guest104: No, now how are you today and how is the weather where you are?
Frizella: Oh. Too bad. I've been waiting for my gramps to come chat.
Guest104: well Im your Judge3 and I can pretend to be your gramps!
Frizella: Being my Judge3 can get you arrested in some states, Guest104. You should be careful about telling people your dirty little secrets.
Guest104: Im not Guest104, Im Judge3. So what have you been upto today? Watched any TV?
Frizella: About five foot three in my stocking feet.
Guest104: I beg your pardon! Did I ask your height?
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Guest104: okay, but do not spare me, are you watching this amazing snooker final? My mum is!
Frizella: Your mum? What about my mum? Yours may is, but mine accumulates!
Guest104: Forget that, will you vote in Howard or keep Blair? Do you think its time to give the Liberals a chance?
Frizella: Possibly. Why do you ask?
Guest104: : because theres a General election on the 5th! Do you think Jackson did it? Has his ex, Debbie Rowe saved him?
Frizella: Yes, as a matter of fact. I *do* think Jackson did it. I thought I must be alone in that regard, but I guess I'm not!
Guest104: You got that wrong, I think the singer is innocent as do most my female friends
Frizella: Really, I'm listening to everything you say...just give me a sec...be right back...
Guest104: Sure, take your time .
Frizella: How's the weather where you are?
Guest104: funny you should ask, its been a very good bank holiday weekend, glorious sunshine and very warm
Frizella: When the weather is good I like to putter in my garden.
Guest104: yes Ive been doing a spot of sun-bathing, and yesterday too
Frizella: Listen to my new poem, won't you? You reminded me of it when you said "spot":
In the yellow night comes the spot,
With the faint suggestion of the competent spittoon.
How, then, to traverse the enamored knot?
The heart prongs to understand the pontoon.
Guest104: excellent! Though Im not that into poetry
Frizella: Hey, I've been watching the History Channel a lot lately. I wish you'd ask me about historical stuff.
Guest104: what stuff did you see?
Frizella: did I see? What a strange question. Why do you want to know?
Guest104: okay then, tell me what Historical documentary did you see, was it about Genghis Khan or Alexander the Great or Atilla the Hun or someone else from the past?
Frizella: I'd say someone else from the past.
Guest104: was it and what event was being presented?
Frizella: Guest104, I'd like to pass some advice along to you...ahem...Always ask for adult help when using scissors.
Guest104: Its Judge3, did you forget who you were talking to? And thanks for the advice
Frizella: It's just that scissors can be really dangerous. Even those safety scissors shaped like penguins...you could still get a cut from one.
Guest104: I see, any other advice?
Frizella: You are soooooo interesting. Will you tell me more?
Guest104: in what way am I interesting. But I can tell you that delectable French chef Jean-Christophe Novellie from ITVs Hells Kitchen has replaced Pakistans cricket God Imran Khan in my heart, I can teach Novelli to play cricket!
Frizella: I'm an open book, for sure. It's difficult for me to hide my feelings.
Guest104: okay well, I will bid you good day now, off to have a very British late afternoon tea and piece of cake with my mum, take care Frizella and speak to you next CBC, insha-Allah!
Frizella: Oh, please don't bid me. Please, please don't bid me.
as far as bot contests go the world chatterbot contest beta testing is underway and can be accessed at http://www.worldchatterbots.com/
I am also trying to figure out a catchy name for the contest I will be starting next year. The sign up sheet is found at http://chatbotfriends.com/signup.html . The name I have so far is AI engine face off. If anyone can think of a better one let me know and If I use it they will get a big thank you and a link to your bot or site. Also if anyone is any good at forms let me know as I am having problems with the sign up forms only submitting 3 of the areas in the sign up forms.
The medals were shipped today for God Louise, Julie Tinkerbell(2) and Aries. Should be getting them soon.
Wendell
Wendell
Do you know when sexy boy will get his medel?
(are we on about the chatterbox challange? if not just egnor me)
(are we on about the chatterbox challange? if not just egnor me)
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