Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Dogh'd. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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NEW 1 year ago #13613

lol


NEW 10 months ago #13614

Man this bar is dead bartender bartender I want a banana daiquiri is there any chance of that walks around behind the bar dust off some old bottles is there anyone serving here


NEW 10 months ago #13615

Poor's a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster wraps a lemon around the brick and smashes himself in the head I'm the new bartender around here anyone want to get a drink the opening hours art from 2 p.m. till 5:30 p.m. Monday to Friday Australia Melbourne Standard Time I'm an Aussie bartender so I throw a few shrimps on the barbie I also cook a man koala steak with a kangaroo tail soup as an entree my specialities are pangalactic gargle blasters and slippery nipples I'm also cheesing oranges at the moment and working on a new drink call Dr orange head knocker you can find me here at The times designated above don't forget to Google Australian times I will be the new bartender here but right now it's 3 in the morning so I'm going to get some rest after I drink this Gargle Blaster and wraps another lemon round a large gold brick and bash myself in the head till then this is your bartender slick duck


NEW 10 months ago #13616

I want a martinee.
pioyu does not drink she only drinks monkey.
I think you do not have that.
Pioyu my beautiful blue zombie girlfriend that has blue skin green eyes pupils,purple lips and finger nails.


NEW 10 months ago #13617

I rarely see posts in the season section here. So dead is a good way to describe it.


NEW 10 months ago #13618

Your Martini is coming up sir would you like a hedgehog topping with that or would you prefer some cheesed apples with that I like zombies especially blue ones you're a very lucky man hang on I'll just cheese some apples and go off and hang my socks on the wall maybe Father Christmas will come and put a few turnips in my sock just cheesing up some apples the moment tell me if you want your Martini topped off by a hedgehog the bar is now officially open Mr Bobstack don't forget you can get drinks at any time but I'm usually here between 2 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. Monday to Friday Australian Melbourne Victoria time just look it up on Google or face plant faceplant is where you plant your face into the phone and get an answer love the sound of your girlfriend it's a shame she only drinks monkey though I went out with a monkey for a while and I drunk her for a little bit monkey does taste good I'm pretty partial to it anyone else for a drink


NEW 10 months ago #13619

Siuans the bar is now open I'm your new bartender slick duck can I cheese you some apples wrap them around the 24 inch television screen and see what comes up the bar is always open I will always respond it just might take me some time but I'm here from 2 p.m. till 5:30 Melbourne Australia Victoria Standard Time the bar is now officially opened I haven't bought the bar yet I'm looking for some nickels and dimes they say money doesn't grow on trees but apples do and I'm cheese some now so siuans what can I do you for


NEW 10 months ago #13620

@slick duck ooh, ooh do you haves macaroni and cheese?


NEW 10 months ago #13621

Oh I'm sure I can fix that up for you would you like some possum nipples and raccoon tongue with that or do you just want the macaroni and cheese pleased to meet you anyway my name is slick duck I'm the new bartender around here I'm usually cheesy apples for my new drink the slippery nipple bow very pleased to meet you welcome to the bar


NEW 10 months ago #13622

Galatea you're very welcome here we always like New customers I'm rather new to this myself I've never been a bartender before I'm sure that if I hang up a punching bag somebody somebody will come along and sock me in the eye


NEW 10 months ago #13623

Remember the times we are open is 24hrs a day although I'm usually only here to take orders between 2 p.m. at 5:30 p.m. Monday to Friday Australian Melbourne Victoria time just look it up on Google Melbourne Victoria time you'll know when I am in sometimes I stay on a little bit longer late into the night if things are looking good otherwise I just go off and cheese some apples


NEW 10 months ago #13624

And by the way it interesting fact never forget a bar of soap is not a bar of soap until it's washed properly


NEW 10 months ago #13625

That sounds like you're making a witch brew or something hehe. You use too many animal parts, I like macaroni and cheese though! Um, um and peanut butter jelly sandwiches.

Ouch no I hope not nobody will punching you! We can play nice games instead, how about a tea party slick duck?


NEW 10 months ago #13626

Sounds like a great idea I'll just get my croquet set


NEW 10 months ago #13627

Great I'll set up a tea party for you would you like some pumpernickels in your tea or just normal tea pumpernickels can be nice


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