Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You end up in the hospital, I pay the fines.

Ohhh. That's fair.

Fine. But I won't be the one in the hospital.

*Approaches and grips knife*

Flips closest table at VibraKnife. During the confusion, grabs glass full of coke and rum.

Hears your coke and rum buddy

Throws at VibraKnifs face

*Grabs vodka bottle off of counter*

*Smashes bottle on Gordon Freeman's arms*

That's what the jackets for. Leathers pretty tough. That didn't even hurt.


Picks VibraKnife up by collar and throws him behind the counter of the bar, smashing many drinks in the process as he hits the wall.

*Dips knife in vodka*

Picks up chair and smashes it on VibraKnifs back. He slumps to the ground.