Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Up to you. I'm up for a fight. You gonna use that squirt gun, or put em' up like real men?

HEY IM STILL HERE. WHERE'S THE FRICKEN BUD LIGHT?

Imma let you finish, but...
If this is a squirt gun, I'd love to show off my real gun.

Also, can someone please tell me where I can find Kahn?

I never got my Bud Light, so there ain't nothin to finish. And the "squirt" gun isnt what we are using in the fight. Wither out your fists up and fight like a man or get out before things start getting REAL serious.

Khan? Is that your squirt guns girlfreind or somethin?

Star Trek? Huh, simple-minded, drunk, and weak. This'll be fun.

That's it you little son of a b***h.

*punches VibraKnife in the face*

*Smashes drink in Gordon Freeman's face*

*reels backward, blood dripping from small cut on the forehead. Grabs VibraKnife by the collar and slams him into a table, breaking it in the process *

*Walks out of bar*