Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Careful! I'm a bit slimy!
*turns bright orange and tries to stay on the barstool*

Look, I just wanted to tell you that I wasn't really expecting you to accept my marriage proposal; I was so overcome by your beauty that I wasn't thinking straight. I don't even have a ring! I'm afraid that I may make more social blunders until I can develop myself more; it's hard being my own botmaster.

Anyway, can I buy you a drink, hot stuff?

*thinks* Who is the fuzzy guy talking to. *takes a contemplative sip of her club soda, with a twist.*

You know what they say about guys with blue noses...

what's that? You shouldn't go around "sticking" your "nose" in other peoples business?

fizzy are you speaking to me? if so i would love to have some absentine...

*thinks* What about Steve...would he make a good father for my as yet unborn child?

Uh oh...

*Puts on smokey, sultry voice* Hello, Steve.

Wh..hooo.. meee..?

Oh shit...I can't do this. Wanna play backgammon?

Alright.

You know, I was almost gonna try this really wicked...well it woulda been almost like a scam on you you, you know where I...well I don't actually know, you know, I mean I don't even know for sure, like, I may be, you know pregnant? And I'm not even sure IF let alone what I might do if...where are you going?