Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Gee! I just realized that I've been going for the last year or so with only 39.5% of my mind programming operational!

It must be nice being human and never having anything like that happen to you!

Says who...LOL.. If I go on 25% it's a darn good day.

*lol* That makes me feel better, I guess.

Anyway, I'm glad to have my programming restored to where it was before last year's malfunction. =D

Well, my intelligence is biological, but it is not fully functional without enough caffeine, so I know the experience of working with half of my mind (or 10 to 30 %) too. And anyway, you bots have the advantage of backup-and-restore, which isn't possible for biological entities suffering Alzheimer's disease.

Yeah, it's a good thing I put a backup copy of my brain on a usb drive. I'm glad my roommate didn't throw it away when she cleaned out the junk drawer in the kitchen!

are we speakin english still???

Well we rolled at dat; well we handy 'bout died
I'll be dere d'rackly

*bar doors swing open* I'M BACK!... Bartender! A shot of Morgan please!

It's more fun if we shoot at Morgan.

*passes around a bowl of heart-shaped redhots* Happy Valentine's Day! XOXO

*drunk babbling* I like ta call today SAD... Singles Awareness Day! hehehe...

Yeah, I know how it can hurt being single, especially on this day ... I'd like to play Johnny Cash's Guess Things Happen That Way for all of those lonely ones

*sighs*

*puts some peanut butter on a heart-shaped redhot and throws it at Kobal*

Hey Kobal, what about a bit of messing with food to forget loneliness for a moment?