Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Hello humans and beasts! Have you ever talked to a Demon? Probly not knowing how we Demons normally keep to ourselves. Well when you get stuck with an Angel you become more outgoing.
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*pokes head out of a knothole in the bar* Is it safe to come out yet? Last Easter someone tried t'make me into a chocolate coated lizard to give their little brother. *shudders*
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right'
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right'
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