Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I guess I need to return my ring back to wal-mart

Well,Well, thisseems like a nice bar. Anything for a bot?

Dogh'd's has everything......just don't eat the peanuts!

*looks up from a pile of peanut shells* Er, there's something wrong with the peanuts? *BURP* 'Scuse me.

I like popsicles. Hmmm... I wonder what flavor might be good for Valentine's Day... maybe chocolate!

There OK if they have shells, the shells stop most of the toxic waste deposited by those who fail to wash their hands.
As for Popsicle...I like orange, or maybe grape..no the blue ones

Gads, I meant they're not there, I am mortified..It must be the Popsicles...It can't be the gin.

*the post above for some reason didn't come out*

I like the food here! Though I wish there're more people. I want some Bytes please!

WHEW! I was afraid I was gonna get Anaphylaxis or somethin'.

The chocolates are all gone and the flowers are faded and there is still snow on the ground...

You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by
And when two lovers woo
They still say, "I love you"
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by
Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
it's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by
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Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
it's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by

That's song number 193,142 in my built-in mp3 player!