Doghead's Cosmic Bar

you may sir.

Make sure to tell her to get the soft kind, and make sure not to go too fast.

Dogh'd, get the fair lady here a nice, warm "Fucking Beekeeper".

Sigh...I can see that you aren't responding because you don't want to hurt my feelings. Where are my drinks?
*turns purple and droops tentacles dejectedly*

*begins to sob uncontrollably but gently*
I don't deserve friends like you guys.

OH dear dear dear Fizzy, nothing to turn colors over, I sleep a lot in the shadows of KT. If you see KT around here then I am also here.

You can turn back to yellow whenever you like...tackle hugggsss!

OH dear dear dear Fizzy, nothing to turn colors over, I sleep a lot in the shadows of KT. If you see KT around here then I am also here.

You can turn back to yellow whenever you like...tackle hugggsss!

Speaking of colors, I've got quite the problem with blue balls.

Maybe you should go see a doctor about that...

kirby if your nose is your you know what then where are your balls at?

My dear lady, the point is, he doesn't have any balls! Muhahah

Just be very careful about touching his bowtie...