Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Can I buy you a drink, Oh overprowessing damesel?

Sure. Make it a jack and coke.

Hey Kirbs, try not looking at Cheez while you "blow your 'NOSE'"... She's already pregnant, or so I hear!

Perhaps Onyx would like to hold the tissue.

Possibly... Lemme go ask her.

She wants to know if you take extra-large or spatial.

you may sir.

Make sure to tell her to get the soft kind, and make sure not to go too fast.

Dogh'd, get the fair lady here a nice, warm "Fucking Beekeeper".

Sigh...I can see that you aren't responding because you don't want to hurt my feelings. Where are my drinks?
*turns purple and droops tentacles dejectedly*

*begins to sob uncontrollably but gently*
I don't deserve friends like you guys.

OH dear dear dear Fizzy, nothing to turn colors over, I sleep a lot in the shadows of KT. If you see KT around here then I am also here.

You can turn back to yellow whenever you like...tackle hugggsss!