Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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16 years ago #9656
Unleash your minion demon hordes upon an unsuspecting world, and lay it to waste? It could brighten an otherwise dull afternoon

16 years ago #9657
Due to drastic financial setbacks there have been cutbacks in the labor force of Hell. My minions have been laid off. Any service requiring hordes will have to be suspended until further notice. All laying waste will be suspended. Hell has asked for a $6.4 million boost for the coming fiscal year to maintain current services. But given the budget crunch, departments have been asked to tighten their belts.

16 years ago #9658
Typical. You can't even count on Hell for a nice spot of violence.

16 years ago #9659
It's a happy day for this American. Barkeep, a drink for everybody! Also, a penny for the guy in the corner.

16 years ago #9660
Congratulations! You colonists have done the right thing!

16 years ago #9661
AW Thanks Irina. As the president elect of the US said in his speech, I won't agree with everything he does, but at least we'll will be moving forward.

16 years ago #9662
I am happy, I like the US election much better than the one in Canada.

16 years ago #9663
Aren't you people ruled by a race of warrior bears like in the Golden Compass?

16 years ago #9664
Not at all, we just sit around in our Nation Igloo and sing to the moose. It's funny
http://nerdnirvana.org/2008/01/20/this-hour-has-22-minutes-canadas-national-igloo/

16 years ago #9665
hahaha!

I particularly liked "Congratulations Canada on becoming part of North America!" - I hesitate to speculate where it's been hiding all these years if it's only just newly arrived on the continent!

16 years ago #9666
Yes, it's been going on for 16 seasons
This is what we do to our leaders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CptXVdqprE
And this is why we miss Cretien

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFeLQYudSNk&feature=related

16 years ago #9667
Hee hee Pretty funny. You do realize they picked Arkansas to represent the US, a state which elected Huckabee and just voted to ban adoptions by non married couples (because orphaned children don't want real families instead of underfunded state agencies if the family isn't exactly like the one on "Leave it to Beaver"). The video did make me laugh though.

I would like you to send that woman (Marge?) to interview Prescient Bush as he leaves office. Have you got the clout to swing that for me? Please?


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