Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I don't know. I have always thought that warez was pirated software

*much wailing and gnashing of teeth* Okay, I'm over it. Thanks.

What's The Book? (and I think warez may be pirated, but I guess it could be any old software depending on context and whether the "h4x0r" typing is just making it up as he goes along).

I am guessing The Clerk is too cool for said software, but the writer may have been trying for sarcasm.

The Book of A. I., The Book!

And, yes, I am way cool. Very good pick-up, Bev.

Oh. I was hoping the Necrocomicon had a section on l33t.

That blasted Necronomicon, I am always losing it somewhere.

*limps out onto the bar* The Boooook... The Booooook of Ultharrrrrrr.... You must find it. It alone has the power to control the Eeevil One!

*gasps* *collapses*

*wakes up several minutes later*

I'm not quite dead...

*snickers* What a great book!

*pounces*

Control the evil one? Greebot doesn't read, but if you run a can opener, you can get his attention.

AHhhhhhhhh. Not the book again!