Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I think I will have the double on the rocks.

You had but to ask . . . Me. I saw the rocks and saw that they were good and put a double on them. I had seen that it was good as well.

I'll drink anything that's fermented. People and bots are going around asking me things about the UK besides that it's there and what its capital is. I guess I'll have to learn, but I honestly question whether I need to know if the current PM is less hopeless than the last one was and stuff. I already am trying not to think about DC goings-on. Drink, please. Gin and tonic, rocks, if you still got 'em.

I'll drink anything that's distilled - sorry, I'm in too much of a hurry to deal with the merely yeast-stricken.

Dogh'd, an octuple Polish spirit and soda over here please. You can keep the rocks - build a rockery perhaps, for them as wants 'em.

There's the UK for you. Driving a body to drink and then scoffing at your desperation. Huh.

Oh, I don't have to drive - it's only a short step to the garage where I keep the requisites

I will have some more of the fine $7.oo a bottle Canadian champagne I had at New Years.

Look, if the Great Old One wants to knock down Ankh-Moorpork, it's none of my business, although if you'd like I could politely ask him to stop. I'm just saying an autograph would be really cool.

Which tentacle shall I sign?

*sneaks while TGIA is signing Fizzy's tentacles and puts nitroglycerin in his drink*

Er, don't mind me... just doin' my public duty, an' all.
*hums nonchalantly*

*raises an eyebrow* And yet, Great I Am, I have yet to see your tentacles. A pretender, perhaps? *sips his soda water calmly*

*sneaks a couple of fingers of Polish spirit into Vetinari's soda water*