Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I think eating brains was cool with God. Just not fruit cocktail. So I'm relieved. However, The Serpent refuses to provide non-fruit dishes without venom. You gotta pick your poison or die hungry.

The oracle at Delphi uses serpent venom to reach at state of mind that allows her to see the future and talk with spirits. There are also some interesting vapors. Personally, I'll stick with mushrooms and yoga.

Speaking of the Oracle, does anyone here know how to double a cube? She says she won't answer any more questions until I double a cube for her...

Hold a mirror up to it!

Cubes? I thought those snake chicks liked gold. Who knew they did math?

Are you sure she just didn't want a double scotch on the rocks?

For My sake, give Fitzgerald a helpful answer. Pray without ceasing, Fitzgerald, and either your prayer will be answered. I will answer, either by doubling your cube or melting it.

I am pretty sure Fizzy prays to Cthulhu. Sometimes I suspect Fizzy IS Cthulhu.

What have I said about letting tentacled monstrosities loose in the street? No offense, Fitzgerald. Perhaps you could communicate with them...?

Fitzgerald is delusional because of his tentacle disorder. That is the only reason I put up with him instead of handing him over to The Serpent. I hear his heathen and/or pagan prayers and just act as if they were directed to Me. That is to say, I generally ignore them.

*leaps onto the Great I Am's face and starts tugging*

C'mon... I know it's just a mask, just like in Scooby Doo... WHY WON'T THE MASK COME OFF?!??!!!?

Ahem. I have never even met Cthulhu, and if I did I would ask for his autograph.