Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'm just going on the word of someone whose grandparents immigrated. It could be better now.

Ahh, it depends when they left Hungary and why, I would guess. If they talk a lot about the "1956 revolution" or Imre Nagy, maybe they were unhappy with the Soviets. Not really a problem now, but it doesn't make everything all better.

It was more like WWI.

Well WWI was no picnic either, but at least they had a nice long life, eh?

I'm out of popcorn. *starts eating the fruit salads*

Those aren't fruit salads! Those are experimental brain matrices—the feds've been workin' on 'em for years!

Not sure if alien consumption was on their ta-do list of experiments....

I like experimental brain matrices. Especially with whipped cream!

Oh, that's all right then. *flicks tongue*

You ever try 'em with scorpion venom?

I thought they came with scorpion venom..Is it a side order now?

I'd like my brain matrices on rye, with the scorpion venom on the side and the shitaki mushrooms, but only if you have fresh experimental brain matrices. If not, just the mushrooms (no venom) and a side dish of wizard's delight.

Just a double order of whipped cream!

I think eating brains was cool with God. Just not fruit cocktail. So I'm relieved. However, The Serpent refuses to provide non-fruit dishes without venom. You gotta pick your poison or die hungry.