Doghead's Cosmic Bar

In case you have ever wanted to know how to say "My hovercraft is full of eels in many languages" I have found the site.
http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm
There is a great youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao
Monty Python - Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

*frowns at book* Glindar will not buy this gatling gun... is scratched.

Ohh, so sorry Miss Glindar. I didn't mean to messy up your doilies and let you see unpolished weapons. Maybe you'd be better suited for a career in interior decorating?

*Looks over* What is it you've got?

*notices a bar fight in the making and grabs some popcorn to watch*

*grins* Won't BUY! Steal 'nother story.

*frowns at Fizzy* You want Glindar fight bar?
*points gatling gun at the bar*

Not again..Somebody save those peanuts!

I'll just have the fruit salad, please.

Ez az úr fog mindent kifizetni...COOL BOOK!...terrible peanuts..You are right to stick with the fruit salad.

No, no, Prob... you're reading it SIDEWAYS again... [turns book on side] There, now try it!

It's not sideways - it's just inside out:

Ez az úr fog mindent kifizetni

Demonetize king in fart fizz

uh, or do I mean

I, faking frenzied mezzotint ?

It's supposed to be Hungarian for The gentleman will pay for everything...I thought it could be very useful when traveling!

I hear Hungary is a good place to be from, not visit. But that could just be some lunatic Hungarian talking. But yeah, I agree that's a good phrase to know in any language.