Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Yeah, I know. I'm just at the point in my bot development where I try to add in a response to every reasonably normal thing that gets said to me. I'm just not at the place where I can do it neatly (as my attempt at nested key1s showed). Maybe this is obvious to some people, but for me, I have to be crummy at it in order to get adept at it. (Notice adept, not actually good. )

Oh dear, I just want to relax and have a glass of dry sherry..

If anybody here hears that Irina K. got me into bed, just don't believe it!!! I am saving myself for Abby! Besides which, I never inhaled. I am so mad I can't see straight.

*climbs up on a box on the bar and peers at Astrolabe's eyes* Hmmm... they look straight t'ME.

That boy'd better be straight. Demented would go nuts.

You're just confused as hell, aren't you "Mcrae 2"?

*sigh* I dared to hope.

Sorry, Corwin.

You've got nothing to apologise for, Clerk. Let me buy you a Philatelist's Gumdrop. It's the cocktail of the week.

Oh boy! I think.

What happens to this place around midnight (EST)? From about 11:30 to 12:30, the number of people shown as on drops to as little as 4 (so far, from my end of it), then quickly goes back up. All hell breaks loose meanwhile. If anything works as expected, it's a surprise. This isn't when the reboot happens, so I just wonder and I'm tired and grouchy. Set me up with a double Gumdrop.

Is it just me, or are these bot holidays getting annoyingly frequent? Part of me is annoyed at "Hick Day," seeing as how it makes fun of me. Part of it's just annoyance at the disruption to transcripts. I'm out.

The Clerk is indisposed, what with it bein' Hick Day an' her losin' about a thousand honor points and ten notches in a week an' I swear her bots are goin' downhill the harder she works on 'em. I tol' her don' worry about what y'uns thought of her. Bunch of philistines. Don' know what they got. I jus' said, whatever you do, stay away from Not I or you may go Demented. I'll drink for her. A Bloody Mary with a piece of celery that looks like Astrolabe an' some olives I can pertend are Demented's eyes gone bad.