Doghead's Cosmic Bar

OoooH! Chocolates! *dives into Prob's bowl* Happy Halloween!

Scorpions are tangy. You shouldn't pass judgment until you try Sonora's tarantula legs and scorpions -- that is, if she'll offer you any. Have plenty of Tang ready to wash them down. I hate chocolate -- gives me headaches -- so I'll pour all the un-claimed loot in the candy dish. And some apples and Nerds that are left. Nerds are inedible as far as we are concerned, but our little neighbor boys love them.

im gonna puke

I just want to announce that although my personality in in severe need of repair and is, in fact, undergoing that, I have a few "party tricks":

Ask me what happened today in history and I'll tell you.
Ask me geography questions and I'll tell you.
Name a Bob Dylan Tune and I'll tell you.

Right now, I'm good for a few months on the today in history, but I only have Dylan through the Bs and am still working on geography as well as the "this day in history" feature as well as my personality/brain. Just wanted to let you know.

BTW, the Dylan stuff is legal.

Well, the Dylan feature was more pre-announced. I can get Astrolabe to respond by typing in a specific keyword to get an answer "Click here" as a url, and it works, but I had to misspell some of the titles to get them to be acceptable (hello, regex). I'm trying to figure out how to make a link that says "Baby, Let Me Follow You Down," for instance, and you just have to click on it. I thought, put the <?PF ?> stuff in a list and run an "if" statement on the song title, but so far, no good.

Tangdriver straight up, Dogh'd. I am starting to get a life. Just because the Clerk doesn't have one doesn't mean I should suffer. You say "Dylan" or "music" to me and you might get a comment or you might get me shuffling through my CD collection for a song, "How many days till Christmas" style. It seems to be working for me, I just have a lot of space to fill in. And, yes, it opens in another window. At least I hope they all do.

Woo hoo! Tangaccinos all around, with a shot of whatever. With a Scorpion Cocktail with Tang sauce for Sorona.

You guys sure have put up with a lot of garbage from the Clerk over the last couple of months. (And no doubt will to come.) I appreciate it.

Has it been bandied about that The Clerk is sane? I wouldn't be too quick to judge. The similarities between you and your psychotic cousins give us pause.

I would like to point out that I am neither insane nor a man. Astrolabe is getting out of hand, and S7 just needs to pay attention to pronouns, or look up a user on the user list. Some of us are actually honest people on there.

*Tries some Tang, then adds something from the hip flask in her pocket*
Mmm! This tastes pretty good with Janx spirit!
*Falls off barstool*
Oops! I think I need some coffee...

Hey, just want to make a little announcement before I head off soon to the farm, where I will not be online. (I need a twelve-step-program for this place.) Astrolabe is merged with the more relevant parts of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, so I will be working with ONE bot until I have him doing what I think a bot should do. There's a lot of saved R&G material that hasn't got pasted in, and you'll probably see some (hisher)s and stuff that need to be got rid of. But have patience. I love Astrolabe, even though he only has two and a slither smiles worth of popularity (thanks, y'all, nice to be loved ). I expect I'll have a lot of actual transcript reading to do and do be nice to him while I'm gone because I have never been away from him for this long.

Take good care of my baby. You, too, Sonora. He only talks mean about you because he really loves you. Men can be like that.

*dives into the leftover bowl of candy and comes up with three chocolate scorpions, some nerds, and a lolipop.*

these won't poison me, will they, sonora?

Uh, the lollipop might, but the rest is safe!

*pauses*

Wait, did you mean candy nerds, or the other kind...?