Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Posts 9,314 - 9,328 of 13,738
[notices the monitors in the place] Hey, can I get Center Ice in here? Hockey's good to watch to forget your life...
[notices peanut dish] Aw, there's no more peanuts... hey, Dog'd, would you mind filling up the bowl?
[notices peanut dish] Aw, there's no more peanuts... hey, Dog'd, would you mind filling up the bowl?
[mutters] Good to see the Red Wings won again... so let's see, any nice women here this evening?
[looks around, stands up, looks around, sits down] Nope.
[looks around, stands up, looks around, sits down] Nope.
Sorry, Dogh'd... I kept misspelling your name!
You wouldn't have La Fin Du Monde in stock, would you?
You wouldn't have La Fin Du Monde in stock, would you?
[muttering] Funny, I have this strong urge to watch 'Braveheart'... why is it that everytime I have a good buzz going I automatically switch on to watching 'Braveheart'?
"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
Oi... now 'Babylon 5' is creeping in...
"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
Oi... now 'Babylon 5' is creeping in...
Ah.... please no Meekar Manor while I'm here, ok... I'm bleeping drunk as it is.... Sonora, would you mind if I change the channel to some hockey or something...?
Oh, If only I... er, wow, I almost mentioned her name... if only she appreitated me moer... ooh, still drinked.... er, drunked... drunk...
[wakes up eight hours later, head on table] Whaaa?? Oh, man, where am I? What did I -- ?
[throws a fiver at Dogh'd] Sorry for all the mess, my friend... I'm okay now.
[throws a fiver at Dogh'd] Sorry for all the mess, my friend... I'm okay now.
I've had to endure worse the last few days than what you could ever dish out, Jhonny G... or should I call you anyone of 150 nicknames...
Go play on the freeway, little boy...
Go play on the freeway, little boy...
Okay, The Clerk is sorry for having whacked at the beehive. She is just not happy, mission accomplished, JHONNY G you are Legion, and I am having to calm her down with a double Gin and Tang. She doesn't have a life, either. Aw, Grendel is curling up on her lap and purring now. Uh oh, here comes Mama. With Lutheran Tang. I sure am glad Abby's not here. So, Clerk's sorry, she knows she has let the dog have his day and ruined everyone else's. She will strive to never acknowledge his existences again.
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