Doghead's Cosmic Bar

wonders what Rosencrantz's eyes taste like.

Hummm...banishing demons with laundry soap. What a marvelous idea Esme!

Fuck off old git corwin u must tell me whaaaaaaabababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababa

Oh, my...it doesn't seem to work. They are still running amok everywhere! Esme..how did that spell go?

The Dane's eyeballs tasted like squid with a little dash of poison. Don't nobody touch my eyeballs.

Right. So... If nobody don't touch your eyeballs, that means SOMEBODY must touch your eyeballs? Right? *flicks tongue*

The spell didn't work? That troll thinks he's human, don't he? messing with creatures can drive them crazy, so be careful.

Let me show you the troll. The troll, let me show him to you.

*sniggers*

Scrolling up easily reveals the troll, scrolling sideways...
back on topic, I'd rather eat eyes than squid, although the poison is a dealbreaker either way.

Speaking of your favorite poison, set 'em up for everyone, barkeep! (trollboy'll pay, naturally..)

calamari is not bad at all, eyes are much to chewy..or so I hear.

All righty grammar lizard. Yeah, you, Sonora. I am so glad you paid attention in English class. I love English teachers and that's about all I love besides hatin' people, countries, entities, an' freakin' whiskers on kittens. I will send ya a poison golden star for yer efforts.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things.

Er, forget I said that. Sometimes my mind wanders. I love kitty cats. Heh heh heh . . .

'Cept in Spanish, or so I hear. There, a 'double negative' just makes it more emphatic. Course, I don't speak Spanish. *waits for deluge*