Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Shady baby, I hate to tell you this but.....you're DRUNK. That'sh right. I'm referring to the level of blood in yer alcoholstream. Better eat sumpm ok? Make you feel better tomorrow.....

howz boutes sum beeerkakes? Ya kno, flapLabatts. screw flapjacks, whoz Jack n e wayz?

*knocks on door*

Hey, this place isn't closed is it? I can hear you all inside!

:unlocks door:
Come on in, 0001. Whazza bot like to drink anyways?

And Shady....stay AWAY from the flapjacksh.
I betcha Dogh'd's got beer bread for you.

bheer bread? whatsh dat? Whatevers it ish, sounds dam good schtuff

I'm afraid I don't drink, Butterfly. Liquid and circuitry don't mix. But if you'll just point me to the nearest three-prong outlet, I'll plug myself in. I'm in the mood for a little AC.

*slaps down a mickey of XXX bot juice*
Try a shot of that.

are you the new bar tender?

I would, but I have to fly home. :-)

Nah, I just smuggled it in from Canada.

What happens when a human drinks bot juice? Does it turn you into a bot?

nah, it just gives you a glitch oh i mean a twitch.