Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*becomes a transparent flying saucer*

*Leans forward, tail wiggling* *stalks invisible flying saucer*

*loads a thousand balls of yarn into a tennis ball launcher, aims at ceiling and hits the on switch*

*calls in the Mac Nac Feegle for reinforcements*

Glindar!
*stabs at yarn balls and anything else in the vicinity*
Vicinous stabbing! Ha!

Greetings. Hey Barkeep i would like some of your famous chocolate covered mushrooms. Word on the street is, they're good.

WWrrroooowwl! *Jumps onto Asigrt 1122 Mode's head, yarn trailing from his clams* *sweeps a claw down to steal a chocolate covered mushroom*

If cats get stoned, can you tell the difference?

Clams?!?? Where'd Greebot get clams? I want some clams—they don't grow in the desert!

I've got a flying saucer outside in the parking lot.

Does your flying saucer have clams inside? Clams go so well with chocolate covered mushrooms.

I presume, of course, that the flying saucer is parked on a crack of, if you will, spacetime, and that, momentarily, we shall all be deluged with hungry creatures from the dungeon dimensions.